the twink of melee

professional dork,
unprofessional ssbm peach main.

[the twink of melee @bluejayloll]

why would i wanna give any of this up? ♡

[ijay⁶ @jellyijayy]

“6 likes isnt a lot” imagine 6 katseye members on stage

[sanrio enjoyer @kttychristine]

school is USELESS. melee is better. find out why in the list down below. ⬇️🧵

math: ko percentages, combo routes
science: vod review, uncle punch
history: liquipedia
english: commentary
spanish: hungrybox
art: pr graphics

[g 🧚🏾‍♀️ 🫐 @edebiriii]

this is gonna sound ridiculous but it didn’t even occur to me that Dolly Parton could die

[the twink of melee @bluejayloll]

DOLLY PARTON DIED???

[the twink of melee @bluejayloll]

mike

[the twink of melee @bluejayloll]

melee so fun why does it make me so hungry

[🌊 @TheDevilDances]

Those tempted by the senses with the cruelest of intentions

[the twink of melee @bluejayloll]

there are too many people living on this earth for u to just settle with homophonic friends cuz ur too lazy to make friends with good people 😭

[morgan @marangho]

Like online I definitely try to create my own space without judgement, but there's only so much I can avoid irl

[the twink of melee @bluejayloll]

this is so true and i don’t even like the idea of calling it a solution. in no way should suicide solve anytbing, i believe it’s more of a permanent choice.

[the twink of melee @bluejayloll]

this has been stuck in my head all day i can’t stop doing the gnarly arms 😭

[the twink of melee @bluejayloll]

bias boba mwehehe

[the twink of melee @bluejayloll]

thanks @redbull :)

[the twink of melee @bluejayloll]

@RealSpectato AWWW

[the twink of melee @bluejayloll]

yeah.

[𝑹𝒊𝒐 ᯓᡣ𐭩 @rioserenity_]

Is your username, your actual name??

[the twink of melee @bluejayloll]

ik this is prob an engbait post but if u genuinely live ur life doing this math constantly and feel guilty that ur not constantly working when u could be u will go so insane and kill urself eventually

[bart @solar_chair]

minimum wage in new jersey is $15.92 per hour

61,731 x 15.92 = $982,757

[the twink of melee @bluejayloll]

@naroym_ need

[hysterical female @crazyevilfoid]

how neurotypicals look at you when you break unspoken rule #146494670

[Lana :3 @SSBMLANA]

if you are visibly upset at me downsmashing with peach, i will downsmash again. if you get more upset, i will downsmash again. if you play it off cool trying to hide your anger, i will downsmash again. if you complain after i win, i will downsmash again. if i am playing melee i w

[the twink of melee @bluejayloll]

use firefox

[cloudy ☁️ @cloudyweatheryy]

BECAUSE I LITERALLY CANT FUCKING TURN IT OFF