Rosanne ♔

my colon doesn’t work but I think my heart does

[ph☆e @popplioikawa]

it's a shame that we've moved so far away from radio because i think "long-time listener, first-time caller" is such a cute phrase and i wanted it to be in the common social parlance for longer

[Rosanne ♔ @bluejayrose3]

went into an elevator that two guys had the cutest dog with them I asked them dogs name, they said Troye and my gen z self said like Troy Bolton? No. Named after Troye Sivan.

[Miami Today @MiamiTodayNews]

Loot from Grand Theft Auto pledged for long-sought park at arena

A county marketing deal that will advertise the latest iteration of the Grand Theft Auto video game on the rooftop of the Kaseya Center will provide nearly $1 million to help fund creation of an almost three-acre open space behind the center that’s overdue by three decades.

https://t.co/X8cYzdgnHy

#MiamiTodayNews #GrandTheftAuto #KaseyaCenter #MiamiParks #ParkFunding #MiamiToday

[Billy Corben @BillyCorben]

It’s not every day you get to call an accused serial sex pest mayor an “accused serial sex pest” to his face…

While an alarming number of law enforcement officers nationwide are getting suspended, fired and/or arrested for abusing Flock cameras to stalk their exes, Miami Beach Mayor Steven Meiner and Police Chief Wayne Jones are fighting Florida’s new ban on Flock cams and license plate readers (LPRs).

No wonder: Meiner left his job at the SEC while reportedly under investigation for being a creeper and allegedly sexually harassing three female co-workers, and Chief Jones was once arrested for battery and kidnapping after breaking into his estranged wife’s home.

The city has a major civil rights problem and is currently defending two First Amendment retaliation lawsuits over the mayor and chief’s abuse of power — weaponizing government to stifle dissent and silence critics.

[Sterling West @SterlingWest]

You don’t have to ask a Palm Beach MILF how long ago she got divorced, just look at what year G-Wagon she drives

[REAL LIFE DOLL 🎀 @shaniaamoss]

i love a good “mind you” mid story

[Sabrina @neu_rot_ic]

adult friendships are just exchanging "im alive just depressed and busy but ily" messages back and forth until the end of time

[Moe @iddibitz]

just me & the process

[S. Williams @ShakWills]

And perhaps for the lady, everything she wants.

[🔻 @YANASUPERSTARR]

Music. Makes the people. Come together.

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

what if something beautiful and perfect happened right tf now

[Rosanne ♔ @bluejayrose3]

Was on the phone with an intern whose internet obviously gives out when they started sharing screen, they then go “I hoped me sharing my screen would get it embarrassed and start working again” I couldn’t help but laugh

[angel🪽 @bettyboopclinic]

it's DARE

[cori @stuckinrevmode]

still the best speech in emmy history

[5 @comeuptuff]

what a privilege it is to be exhausted by an ambition of your own choosing

[Wazzie @afcwazzziee]

Deactivated instagram only to doomscroll on Twitter

[ZZZ @shwiehwieeh]

Just cut off a student driver welcome to the real world bitch

[Rosanne ♔ @bluejayrose3]

developers using the guise of “transit” to justify building while willingly catering to a population and income that will never use said transit