Pants Mulliniks

Staying within myself, not trying to do too much

[Pants Mulliniks @BlueJayThoughts]

@BlakeMurphyODC hey Blake. Newmarket native who grew up in Chicago. In a band with Dave & Marcus from Ratboys and we practice in their basement. Get Julia Steiner back on in the upcoming Jays/Sox series! Wanna hear a Julez v. Julez convo! I listen to every JTP epi

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Got a new swear word ready for 2024: Isaiah Kiner-Falefa

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@Yankees Looks even uglier in pinstripes

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@NBCSWhiteSox Ha! Hahaha! Whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep better this winter buddy. The Sox are a dumpster fire. Andy they don't have any smarty pants khakis like Baltimore to get them out of their rut quick.

[Pants Mulliniks @BlueJayThoughts]

@nickofthejays All of that aside

Theyre in the World Series and we're not.

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I thought maybe some prime time attention would make Chase Field not look like complete ass in the WORLD SERIES, but it still looks awful inside there per the cameras in the Big Show. Turn up the contrast! Your broadcasts look as awful as your uniforms.

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@LewisFosterRHP I just came on here to talk about the lighting in Chase Field and I got a painting of you slowly dying on that hill

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Great job spelling, everybody. Sure glad y'all won't be doing my tombstone.

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@LewisFosterRHP You're right. Kirk is a significantly better player overall—even though Moreno had more hits in less ABs and a higher OPS. Kirk is also a much bigger difference maker on the basepaths. 🙃

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@LewisFosterRHP Moreno literally hit .319 in 2022.

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@LewisFosterRHP Quickly forgetting that Jansen literally missed the whole last month of the season and had no timetable to return. Kirk certainly did not play every game in Sept/Oct by design. The lack of depth flared up at exactly the worst time. And Tyler Heineman ≠ Gabriel Moreno

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When we will have traded away 2 World Series rings for 0 at the end of all this, we can go ahead and officially declare the Daulton Varsho trade a bust.

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@johngibbons05 @TimHortons @MillerLiteCA Three of our favourite guys!!!!

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Riddle me this Ross, you traded Gabriel Moreno—The 2023 NL Leader in Defensive War—for "run prevention"???

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As much as I truly hope it works out for the @MapleLeafs, moving a traffic pylon (Nylander) from the wing to center ice seems like such an insane move. Hope he studied a bunch of Muhammad Ali footy in the offseason

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@JoeyVotto's Wrestling Name—The Cincinnati Saviour

Only question is does he go WWE or AEW? My money is on @AEW

[Pants Mulliniks @BlueJayThoughts]

The 2023 Minnesota Twins clinched a playoff spot before they had even secured a winning record this season... 🗑️

@MLBNetwork

[Pants Mulliniks @BlueJayThoughts]

In Overall Standings, Jays are 1 game away from having the 5th best record overall. Isn't that nuts?!

Also, Relegate The AL Central™️

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loser plays second-ranked team in DWL, winner plays #1.

Only drawback is no US profits 🤔 Maybe host in sunbelt/Domed stadiums?

[Pants Mulliniks @BlueJayThoughts]

loser plays second-ranked team in DWL, winner plays #1.

Only drawback is no US profits 🤔 Maybe host in sunbelt/Domed stadiums?