I know you are but what am I?!

[maren🍒 @the0nlygirl]

OH MY GOD YOU PEOPLE CANT DO LITERALLY ANYTHING

[💌 @strangesapphics]

william shatner is outliving everyone because when charlie kirk died he absorbed the remaining years of his life by way of kirk to kirk cosmic connection

[Spooky D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

You don't understand we have to watch 300 episodes of 90s Star Trek so you can appreciate the payoff of this two minute monologue in season 6 of DS9

[AJ🇵🇸 @DrofDragonomics]

He was so funny man like he’s going to be missed so fucking bad.

[Alamo Drafthouse @alamodrafthouse]

"Seize the time. Live now. Make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again."
Patrick Stewart, 1940-2026

[✨ tessily ✨ @sickkwitch]

it’s always been orange and black? with purple and poison green as supporting characters

[I know you are but what am I?! @bluejunebears]

Columbo doesn’t wear black and hates guns can’t stand these columPOSERS

[mina @getinthedevice]

Sorry for picking on you, Columbo famously never had a gun or used a gun and hated guns

[JR - Big Gay Giraffe 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🖖🏻 @jamierosscgy]

Fuck 😞

[ottepup oniredneg ✨️ @m00n_rise]

lontano e ricchissimo parente sconosciuto muore e lascia tutto a me

[Computer Enthusiast Alex Alda @tmbg13]

elmo doing a pretty decent lorne michaels impression is making me lose my mind

[📌 hottest butch in space @spockshock]

george takei and shatner being the only two left is lowkey funny. gay on gay hostility.

[summer @frogsandallthat]

i can’t believe im typing this but i agree with the airbnb host you’re fucking crazy

[(the ghost of) val 🗡️🍂🎃 @whrslr]

i lied, there’s no sex. now sit down, we’re doing all fetch quests in the hinterlands

[erin chack @ErinChack]

My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

fighting with your siblings is like oh you fucking ate my croissant? after I veiled your sins from larger society?

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

Pope Leo:

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

Pope Leo declared free of cancer, says Vatican

[margery kempe’s arrest record @TrashCatComet]

MY BEAN MY BEAN MY BEAN GIV ME BEAN GIVE BEAN GIVE BEAN OH HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH MY BEAN WAIT NO GIVE ME BEAN GIV BEAN GIMME BEAN AWW YES HELL YEA BEAN