KaleA

the snob without the pedigree/endless font of useless trivia/dance enthusiast/dog lover

[KaleA @bluekalea]

Learn a language with me for free! Duolingo is fun, and proven to work. Here’s my invite link: https://t.co/48JM5hUg7y

[dinosaur @dinosaurcouch]

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[KaleA @bluekalea]

Learn a language with me for free! Duolingo is fun, and proven to work. Here’s my invite link: https://t.co/48JM5hUg7y

[KaleA @bluekalea]

@paolapilapil Akong office gani o

[KaleA @bluekalea]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[The Professional Heckler™️ @hecklerforever8]

😆😁😄 The world knows.

[KaleA @bluekalea]

"I'm sorry" and "we're okay" really don't belong in the same sentence.

[World Health Organization (WHO) Western Pacific @WHOWPRO]

When should you clean your hands?

🤧After blowing your nose, coughing or sneezing
🤒Before and after caring for someone who is sick
🍴Before eating
🚽After using the toilet

[KaleA @bluekalea]

You can say that again... luh

[Ash Presto 💜 @sosyolohija]

The only reason he needs to state the obvious is that appointing experts is not the norm in the Philippines.

[KaleA @bluekalea]

Test your knowledge on Philippine history and general facts https://t.co/cDhMSWlA5g

[KaleA @bluekalea]

I just made a musical time capsule I can’t open until 2024.
Make yours with Playlist in a Bottle by Spotify: https://t.co/Uc5NyCuoLQ
#PlaylistinaBottle
https://t.co/jSYAti7iH9

[KaleA @bluekalea]

Thanks Serial Killers for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 2,890 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/qqOm7uWosf

[KaleA @bluekalea]

Should I stay or should I go? #Twitter #TwitterTakeover

[KaleA @bluekalea]

Yes

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

"I’m 38, and I’ll be fully retired by the time I’m 40. I live in a beach resort town in Mexico and own two properties. I have four cats and one dog (all rescues). No debt. I have wonderful friends and am happily single. ..." https://t.co/5N8SDUElQz

[KaleA @bluekalea]

Zombies have it so good
#mondaydread

[KaleA @bluekalea]

Are we having a coffee shortage, too? Lol
#nocoffee #dunkindonuts #dunkinph

[KaleA @bluekalea]

RIP

[Inquirer @inquirerdotnet]

REST IN PEACE. Former President Fidel V. Ramos has passed away at the age of 94, according to state-run PTV.

[KaleA @bluekalea]

Learn a language with me for free! Duolingo is fun, and proven to work. Here’s my invite link: https://t.co/48JM5ibj9y

[KaleA @bluekalea]

Yuzuru Hanyu, I will miss you on the rink! But I wish you all the best still.

#YuzuruHanyu