𝗬𝗶𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗮 ✨🇳🇦

I have a penis.

[Gummy Bear.🧸 @shaun_pandu]

Imagine walking into Pick ‘n Pay & there are no price tags on the goods. Every time you want to know the price of something, a member of staff takes you to the back & whispers in your ear.

That's how silly you look when you say “DM for price.”

[MORAL Authority @lavidaNOTA]

You will still be accused… Let her sleep in the streets!

[𝗬𝗶𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗮 ✨🇳🇦 @bluelaces2]

@namibiansun Nekundi is an idiot. This thing is a major inconvenience to drivers. What a fool.

[𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪👾 @gmltony]

But a weak erection is the man’s fault.

[Oupa Khalanga Baloyi @OupaBaloyi7]

I do 2, 4 and 6.

[𝗬𝗶𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗮 ✨🇳🇦 @bluelaces2]

@topboyyszn She's pregnant with Thakgi's kid.

[𝗬𝗶𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗮 ✨🇳🇦 @bluelaces2]

@Clartville @ttfalor Until she tells you this but referring to your 🍆

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Mawhoo is seducing Mysol by any means 😭😭😭😭

[reyrey♈️ @missshrey_]

This is always funny because women think it’s a switch that goes off when a ring is present lol if you’re not doing it now you won’t do it later

[𝗬𝗶𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗮 ✨🇳🇦 @bluelaces2]

@namibiansun This is good news. Finally men who are in toxic relationships can finally go and be with someone who truly loves and respects them.

[𝗬𝗶𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗮 ✨🇳🇦 @bluelaces2]

@Emarged Hoe fatigue is real.

[𝗬𝗶𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗮 ✨🇳🇦 @bluelaces2]

I hate tiktok doesn't allow me to insult people in their ma se poese in the cs.

[MNYIKA @Mnyika_1]

"Why struggle chasing women while you can get money at your old age and enjoy life with children from women that gave you a cold shoulder at your youthful age"

[𝗬𝗶𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗮 ✨🇳🇦 @bluelaces2]

@eattmilo Grip report?

[𝗬𝗶𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗮 ✨🇳🇦 @bluelaces2]

My future wife wants me to dump my gf. Stuck between a rock and a hard place.

[🎀Strawberry Cheesecake🎀 @Radebe_merci]

It’s like a school with many classrooms. Just because you’re in the same school doesn’t mean you belong to every classroom. You only belong where you’re registered.

[𝗬𝗶𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗮 ✨🇳🇦 @bluelaces2]

@realskeka @FCEjims Old money dude were never broke so they have no ties to the hood.

[𝗬𝗶𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗮 ✨🇳🇦 @bluelaces2]

@hlovo_ You don't see toyota doing this. They don't want to offend their Afrikaaner target market

[Nghidinwavali Nghimodino @ThreePeatMadrid]

I see this chatter about dating someone with a child once you’re in your 30s, and I really still can’t fathom a reality where someone with a child is a potential serious romantic partner for me.
Also, there are still a lot of women within my dating range who don’t have kids.

[𝗬𝗶𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗮 ✨🇳🇦 @bluelaces2]

@ElsSaidIt Who is the prize in that relationship?