lettucejam

circuit overlord.

[lettucejam @bluelightbather]

Is the plural for Bluetooth, blueteeth?

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Yo manic pick me girl

[michael jackson astral medium @drthuganomicz]

no one more ran through than a man who uses a woolworths green bag as an actual tote

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main partner energy

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Holla to the cosmic radiation gamma rays giving me a free lightshow most nights.

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High standard simp

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@djshadowban Oma/omi

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Imagine the reason you're rich is because your dad wrote baby shark.

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Not to boil my own poop but I'm actually hot shit.

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@djshadowban kevin mccloud gran

[lettucejam @bluelightbather]

@djshadowban That's a hate crime, madonn mi

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

hey guys. um so say i hypothetically worked at a big tech company and hypothetically spilled some diet ginger ale on the big um servers in the back room and now a lot of stuff is going wrong. what should i hypothetically do

[dystopian basking ☻︎ @djshadowban]

212 is the wilhelm scream of queer parties

[lettucejam @bluelightbather]

@lovestospooge That imaginary pussy game got my heart strings tangled up yo

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@djshadowban They'll be even vaguer in three years once most of the ink has fallen out.

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Ordering cornchips and salsa from ubereats is the biggest disposable income flex.

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On that steady life crisis

[ham mike @griffraff97]

@crackconnoisser @KidDiabeetus this quartz fucking hitting

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@djshadowban Slip slap slop?

[lettucejam @bluelightbather]

I'm going to start rating my wanks, starting off with this tweet. 7/10. Sweet and succinct.