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[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Your country explodes in political violence. You spend your life savings and pack a few possessions for a 1000 mile journey. You risk crime, your health and your safety, finally make it to the United States border to claim asylum and Republicans think your first thought is 'Thank goodness, now I can finally vote illegally'

[LM @BlueLisa13]

@solomonmissouri My mama was that lady. When she passed, the room was filled with the kids from the neighborhood that she helped raise.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

JD Vance is terribly concerned about precision in speech and honesty in politics.

Also, he wants you to vote for Donald Trump.

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

Should America send presidents to jail???

Should presidents be fking around and finding out????

[LM @BlueLisa13]

@Sherhyse @solomonmissouri

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💀💀💀

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

Hey, @RudyGiuliani looking at our books, we notice that you still owe us for rental of lectern, yard fees, and hors d'oeuvres for 'all the networks'.

Hope this isn't a bad time.

Yours etc.

FSTL

[LM @BlueLisa13]

@OhNoSheTwitnt I confess to loving the Little People videos when my kids were little because Aaron Neville sings the intro and I found it so soothing.

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@solomonmissouri The podcast Heavyweight did a wonderful episode about this song.

[Unvirtuous Abbey @UnvirtuousAbbey]

Actual photo of the Holy Spirit reminding you to be gentle with yourself.

[LM @BlueLisa13]

@RevDaniel Happy anniversary, father. Que descanse!

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@solomonmissouri Thanks for the sing that'll be in my head for the rest of the night....

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@ThatEricAlper Pass me the scalpel. I'll make an incision, cut out the part of your brain that does the bitchin', put it in formaldehyde and put in on the shelf. And you can show it to your friends and say, "That's my old self." #RIPMCA

[LM @BlueLisa13]

@DNVR_Rockies Miss that 10,000-watt smile.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear Republicans,

"We can't have someone in the Oval Office who doesn't understand the word confidential or classified."
—Donald J. Trump/September 6, 2016

Your own guy said it.

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment.

I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST.

HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know.

but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.

[LM @BlueLisa13]

@LoveTheRox Once I stopped for a pregame meal near Salt River Fields. He was eating before vending at the game and I'm not ashamed to say I was a little starstruck.

[LM @BlueLisa13]

@AngryBlackLady I stopped gardening in Colorado after taking a hailstone the size of a golf ball to my back trying to protect my peppers from being destroyed for the third time that spring by hail. I went to King Soopers and never regretted it.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Working on that summer body 😂😂

[LM @BlueLisa13]

@JudgyJudes 🥺🥺🥺