stella

i feel faint

[eve @csiirac]

they killed jesus cause he said 'men with ipads is ladies'

[steak @communicat1022]

Touch my recurring bit. Touch it. Fuuuuck keep riffing.Keep riffing off my recurring bit. Reference it.Reference my bit in your joke. Yesssss reference it more. Now use your opener to suck my low hanging fruit. Fuckkk now do your catchphrase. Yess. heckle me a little too.Fuckkkkk

[audrey @phlegmme]

Choosing a good karaoke song isn’t about what other people might want to hear. Their needs should never even cross your mind

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

There's a ghost in my house I'm scared heeeeeeeeeeeelp

[cruelty+ ♅ @portal222heaven]

went back to a girls apartment after a date and her roommate was smoking weed and watching bluey when we walked in

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I've been in situations before that didn't even happen

[‎ َ @twilightstardew]

nothing to lose because nothing is mine

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I'm the cunt of the litter

[hard disk drive @_HDD]

Chloë Sevigny by Mario Sorrenti for Vogue Italia (2003)

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[ཐི𖥔ཋྀ @GenyaTheHag]

isabelle adjani for vogue italia august 2004

[Gülce @exitsenses]

Sometimes I’ll have an incredibly profound emotional experience and immediately cheapen it by opening instagram

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I am being strangled by a possibility

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Me in the criterion closet:

havent seen it
Dont know what that is
Havent seen it
Havent seen it
Too old
Looks boring
Havent seen it

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.

[@autechres @autechres]

Has anyone noticed that it’s less common for someone to tell you when to go to sleep than it was in the 2000s? It used to happen like every night except for weekends and now it rarely if ever occurs

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

when God puts me in strange and terrifying situations, I see myself as a cat going to the vet. it’s good for me somehow, I say, or else someone who loves me wouldn’t have taken me there