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she/her/they/them 🇨🇦 I'm an indoor cat

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I asked Alexa, "how many people are rude to you?" and she told me, "this might answer your question..." and gave me the population of the planet. #savage #alexaissavage #ThingsAlexaSays #AmazonAlexa

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I just need you to know how LITTLE listens this has on, today, the day of our lord, 02/25 ... it's also 100% YOUR fault that I'm even humoring this.. got my curiosity antennae up. @MBMBaM

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Taylor Swift has 3 songs on the new music Friday list.
@SpotifyCanada I hope that doesn't mean 2 bands aren't being promoted to make room for the Queen. That's pretty messed up and I've never seen it done for any other artist.

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To whoever needs this: views on a video do not mean the product/recipe is good.

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@EvanAndKatelyn my husband got me a #wordsarehard sweater as part of my Christmas gift!! It's so comfy and I love that the sleeves are so long ♡♡♡ It's hard to find things that fit properly and I'm glad this hoodie did not disappoint! ♡

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See you in a short time in Winnipeg you wonderful cunt @jimjefferies

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Listener Stories Vol 99 @ATWWDpodcast holy moly just pull it to the side???!! 38 years old and just learned this from a fucking ghosty true crime podcast 🤣🤣🤣

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What?! When you go to McDonald's specifically for a Sonoc toy and you end up with this instead?! Do better @McDonaldsCanada

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@Garrett_Watts You are too sweet for this world ♡

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Today, we received an empty mailer from @amazon ... we've been waiting for a few things, but empty mailer was not part of that list

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@LizzeGordon while I'd love to watch your newest video, apparently YouTube has deemed this too inappropriate for this 38 yr old woman to view, even though it is my main account and it's unrestricted. Cool job @YouTube

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I hate how @YouTube keeps unsubscribing me from channels I've subscribed to. Stop it!

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Bless all the punks that can get a sick Mohawk. @NOFXband

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Dear @gloryhammer ,
I understand you know where the land of the unicorns is.

Tell me now!

...or else!

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@OurLadyPeace Superman's Dead. I can vividly see the music video in my head. I will never forget that Ryan Dennis was in it

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If I was in District 30 in California, I'd 100% vote @BenSavage for Congressman. I'm actually really happy to see that we seem to align on issues, based on his website.

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There's a guy doing something to the electric pole in our backlane in an unmarked van. @cityofwinnipeg @manitobahydro this normal?

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Girl. I hear Domhnall Gleeson has been cast in a new "the office" like series. Please tell me you're doing everything you can to be on that show with him @nicolebyer ! I need you to meet him ♡♡♡♡

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Why are you psychos washing your cheese? Just buy a brick and shred it. Too lazy to shred, but not too lazy to WASH SHREDDED CHEESE?! Make it make sense!

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So, we can all agree that @thomaslennon is amazing in everything he does, right? What a wonderful and hilarious performance in #Unfrosted ! ♡♡

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Cooking when you can't smell or taste anything because you're sick is wild. I didn't cry while cutting the onions. Everything I'm making could be rotten. Who knows what the soup I made today tastes like. Not me!