Blue Moustachè

I used to dance along with the @UofI_Illinettes

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Stock Trades by Presidents Since 1990 During Term:

Probably nothing.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐫 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐞 @TheFarRightSide]

It's not like she could say "no" here. You know, because of the implication.

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[Blue Moustachè @BlueMoustachGuy]

@PlayStation

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Japan started very well with rapid agression but simply couldn't survive the onslaught of a superior foe and two deadly strikes

Germany dominated but couldn't break through a stubborn numerically superior defense

Italy didn't even show up

[Domain 🖤 @DomainGhost]

Built like a mucinex monster

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

How much clearer does the criminal enterprise have to be? We’re looking at comic book level characters at this point.

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

TSA Agent: “You are hiding ranch in your carry-on aren’t you?”

[sean @_sn_n]

MAGA after Trump solves a problem he literally caused in the first place

[IATSE // #IASolidarity @IATSE]

Hey, they're doing the meme

[Josh Johnson @secondfret]

Meta HQ right now.

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

Iran-New Zealand was a tie
does this mean NZ has to give them 300 billion dollars

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

On today’s episode of, “The European mind cannot comprehend this”…..

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

When the HR Ladies hear you prefer a cash bonus instead of a pizza party

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The World Cup begins tomorrow, and many will watch the matches. Soccer reminds us of something we must not forget: life is not a race to show off on our own, but a path we learn to walk together. Anyone who does not know how to pass the ball, even if they have talent, has not yet understood the game. Anyone who does not know how to live with and for others has not yet understood life. #ApostolicJourney

[Blue Moustachè @BlueMoustachGuy]

@MLBCameraRoll Can’t believe an athlete would dare stretching. Unbelievable.

[Cathasach @catasach369]

Lorenzo - Nebraska
June 7/26
🎥Storm Chaser Brett Wright