Kelly McG. Jones

Mom - Artist - Mathlete - Feminist - Humanist - Thriving with Metastatic Breast Cancer [MBC] - she/her/hers

[Kelly McG. Jones @bluemudart]

@Liv_Lane That’s the nicest one that I’ve seen so far!

[Kelly McG. Jones @bluemudart]

@Liv_Lane Shiiiuuuuut up! They should’ve skipped that GTA ad at the very beginning and went right into this!

[Kelly McG. Jones @bluemudart]

My hernia staples are about to bust out from laughter and dancing and pure joy! Thank you @lizzo and Eddie for the best @nbcsnl duo EVAH!

[Kelly McG. Jones @bluemudart]

@janashortal Everything from the voice to the hand movements! So so good!

[Kelly McG. Jones @bluemudart]

@flourgrrrl @Liv_Lane @LaneBrain3 OMG - I thought of that right away @flourgrrrl 😂🙌

[Kelly McG. Jones @bluemudart]

Remember that time when we were all appalled that Vice President Dan Quayle spelled potato wrong? #potatogate #IMPOTUS @TheDailyShow

[Holly Figueroa O'Reilly @AynRandPaulRyan]

AHAHAH, I love these, @TheDailyShow! 🤣

Just a smattering of words and phrases Trump has completely fucked up in 2019.

Some of these are funny and some are just disturbing. Like, they aren't even words at all. In any language.

#25thAmendmentNow #IMPOTUS

[Kelly McG. Jones @bluemudart]

@lizzo @nbcsnl This is epic. You’re amazing. Counting down the hours until Saturday night!

[Kelly McG. Jones @bluemudart]

So thankful for @Target drive up - with the holidays approaching, and a week out from hernia surgery, I need all the help I can get! #targetdriveup #targetrocks #easyholidayshopping

[Kelly McG. Jones @bluemudart]

@Liv_Lane Stop. Game changer.

[Kelly McG. Jones @bluemudart]

@tacobell @realDonaldTrump collab?

[Kelly McG. Jones @bluemudart]

The kid: hey look ma, Donald Trump!
#accurate #cheesyrollup #nachocheese #ToiletTrump #alsoaccurate 😂🙌 #proudmama

[Kelly McG. Jones @bluemudart]

Same.

[Julia Macfarlane @juliamacfarlane]

Where do I see myself in ten years?
- Living in Bali, with my dogs. (credit unknown)

[Kelly McG. Jones @bluemudart]

All of us who grew up in the 80’s need these. Our kids need these. Basically everyone needs these. @FreezyFreakies #80skid #changesinthecold #bestinventionforyourhands #becausefun

[Kelly McG. Jones @bluemudart]

Why can’t @TheView be on at the same time with the impeachment simulcast? I need my girls and their wisdom and guidance!

[Kelly McG. Jones @bluemudart]

Just watched the #NoTimeToDietrailer kinda excited.

[Kelly McG. Jones @bluemudart]

@DanaWessel You will find all your clay needs at Continental Clay on Stinson in Mpls. They have everything and are super friendly and super helpful! Hmmm.. but if you’re looking for the air-dry clay, you can pick that up at Wet Paint or Blicks or Michaels. I wanna know what you’re making!

[Kelly McG. Jones @bluemudart]

@Liv_Lane Awesome. Im getting lost and confused!

[Kelly McG. Jones @bluemudart]

@Liv_Lane I’m twitter lost. I did some replying and liking but think I need an in-person tutorial. Help? *poof* I literally just turned into my mother.

[Kelly McG. Jones @bluemudart]

@DanaWessel I’ve been calling him “that guy in the White House” but I’m so going to call him “that asshole” from now on. 🙌💙

[Kelly McG. Jones @bluemudart]

@TheView @WhoopiGoldberg @sunny we have chosen to embrace our child’s inner artist! 😂🙌💚