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CEO of hurting your feelings.

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What the FUCK is going on right now

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

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@JordynneGrace Do @JEFFHARDYBRAND’s Spinal Destination and have Michael Cole shout him out

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@FirstNameJ0hn So unironically Excalibur that it’s not even funny

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@WrestlePurists @ChrisVanVliet He knows he’s gonna be let go at some point, that’s when he’s gonna tell it. Damn 😔 I needed him to be WHC

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Just wanna throw out there I’ve seen the vision with Jade Cargill since day 1.

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@nodqdotcom @aaronrift

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@AlmghtyBrshSwgg Fuck that, art looks dope as hell

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@DCMyster @_PWChronicle You must not have been there for Rusev Day 😬

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@King_Cold_Son @PlayStalgiaX

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@Spsuperstar26 @DarkIxion Found the retard!

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@LemorasCards You commander players are fucking insufferable

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@entheoalchemist This was my thought exactly!

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@EliteClubS0B Relax dipshit

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@MTGOsalseo Black gets the best cards and I love it

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@wildstwawberry

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@POKESTREETZ Smoke em both. Poor girl getting dragged down with em

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Bruh

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

All three crewmembers of a South Korean Army Boeing Vertol CH-57D helicopter are killed while installing a sculpture atop the Han River Olympic Bridge in Seoul.

The incident is caught on video and widely circulated on the World Wide Web.

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@ChrisVanVliet Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Rey Mysterio, John Cena, The Rock

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Stone Cold Fabian Aichner