Elishaaa

[niv @nivoraslol]

when u lowkey need to go to bed but highkey the vc is stacked as hell

[tsu ྀི @tsuakies]

when u check the leaderboard to see who to blame and realize ur throwing https://t.co/HXKz1n9MYQ

[Red 𖠋 🍓|-/ APE @RebelRedTrees]

Oh my god. They did it.

[danlet @evildanevil]

How it feels to start a new job

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

"ai is replacing us"

i’d love to see an ai crash out over a girl he's not even dating

[Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax @aspiringpeasant]

A perfect metaphor does not exi...

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

I hate when a bitch I can't stand makes a valid point

[John F Kennedy @Kennedy35POTUS]

someone in my culinary class made a christmas kirkie today

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

There are over 15,000,000 people in New England, every single congressional seat is controlled by a Democrat.

The results? The best region in the country.

The most educated part of the country.

The safest part of the country.

The healthiest part of the country.

The best healthcare in the country.

It’s not a mistake or coincidence, it’s the result of Democrat policies working on a wide scale, something Republicans have never been able to do.

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

That’s actually not reasonable at all.

[venus @venuslovesrats]

im the giant rat dat makes all of DA RULES!!

[Stryxo @Stryxo]

very cool that on earth nature is beautiful and diverse enough to give us a creature entirely devoted to being silly and funny

[定 @de3dsoul]

January: “New year, new me!”

November:

[Elishaaa @bluerat27]

@SPIR1T0M8

[isra 🪽🇧🇩 @lSRAYASMIN]

performative snacking what the fuck are u doing with a whole stick of cinnamon u just pissed me off

[Jordan Grimes (on Bluesky @cafedujord) @cafedujord]

This must hit so hard if you’re stupid