Crazy how every time women give us blowjobs, they are in the perfect position to bite our dicks off (and it would be deserved). Yet they never do. For this reason alone, I would like to nominate All Women for the Nobel Peace Prize
my coworkers r the most confusing people i've ever had to deal with. do u hate me? are u in love with me? do you just act this nice because i'm the only person in the store right now that can navigate my section of the back room?