rennac schroeter

my name is rennac. my name is also lauren. you decide. i am a person. she/her. court employee//writer//not trying as hard as i should be.

[rennac schroeter @blueschists]

im sorry to anyone who likes emo music. but 95% of it is complete dog shit. and im being generous

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense

[rennac schroeter @blueschists]

ok that fixed it. good day. im mostly active on @bIueschists if you want to follow me there

[rennac schroeter @blueschists]

uh. does this account exist?? the page is still there but on the user interface it shows nothing

[rennac schroeter @blueschists]

@Tyrantrumite i made a new one today

[rennac schroeter @blueschists]

@GregAbbott_TX
ya better watch out
ya better not roll
because this trees limbs
will take their toll

[rennac schroeter @blueschists]

anyway i think everyone should tweet images of trees to greg abbot

[rennac schroeter @blueschists]

i wasnt expecting my greg abbot tree post to do anything but huh

[rennac schroeter @blueschists]

@GregAbbott_TX

watch out. its coming

[rennac schroeter @blueschists]

@GregAbbott_TX

[rennac schroeter @blueschists]

@GregAbbott_TX

[rennac schroeter @blueschists]

@GregAbbott_TX hey, greg. it’s me again. remember me? we met back in the 80’s. theres a couple of things we never finished talking about

[rennac schroeter @blueschists]

sorry but if it isnt a holiday i am not answering the phone

[rennac schroeter @blueschists]

i LOVE it when my mom tries to guilt trip me into talking to her!

[rennac schroeter @blueschists]

anyone in phoenix have a couch i could sleep on for maybe a day or two….

[rennac schroeter @blueschists]

you know that movie with tom hanks and he lives in the airport terminal? thats me rn

[rennac schroeter @blueschists]

5 word horror story: trapped in the dallas airport

[rennac schroeter @blueschists]

my mom is super drunk rn

[rennac schroeter @blueschists]

you dont think your constant drinking affects those around you? it does. youre fucking annoying. shut up

[rennac schroeter @blueschists]

anyway heres a pie