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42. VP of Sales @ Wolf Cola. SHEINista. Chipwich Doctor. Former Legends of the Hidden Temple Contestant. Patron Saint of Crust. Crisis Actor. In the house.

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This woman has been wrong texting me thinking I’m her boss since literally December 2018 and I actually cannot believe she has yet to realize I’m not “Bambi”

[Chris @yolanda_parody]

Angela triggering Porsha’s fear of seals

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@k80_66 LMFAO

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This is actually great casting.. something’s up.. they’re about to cast Ezra miller as juggernaut

[MCU - The Direct @MCU_Direct]

BREAKING: Samara Weaving has reportedly been cast as Emma Frost in #MarvelStudios' X-MEN movie.

(via @DEADLINE)

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The way I knew this day would come

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

AI companies are reportedly buying up antique books in bulk, scanning them for AI training data, then destroying the physical copies.

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this is what’s gonna happen w cars when they mandate the AI in all systems made in 2027

[ℳ𝒜𝒢𝒜_𝒳_𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝒟𝒶𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝒩𝑒𝓌𝓈🇺🇸 @MAGA_X_Times]

🥹 I’ve never been more empathetic or compelled to give someone on social media and sympathetic hug, I share some of this young ladies frustration, I’ve had my Epson printer for five years give or take, I will give a generous estimate of 200 copies I have pushed through it ?? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Just three days ago I had some paperwork I wanted to get to a friend and I decided to use the scanner for the first time, well that ended in failure because the printer was not connected to Wi-Fi 😳

That is a head scratcher for me, how have I been sending documents from my iPad to the computer for printing all this time ??

I thought no problem I just looked up my Wi-Fi ID and password on my iPad, I entered wi-Fi ID and my password ❌ so for good measure I tried it again and just in case I made a mistake ❌ so I took a picture of the document with my phone and sent it that way, so basically I have a printer in name only, I checked YouTube where to look for the password on the printer ❌

I have to keep the paper cartridge full once it gets halfway through the Stack it won’t print I getneeds paper” 😡 I researched the probleon on YouTube it said clean the rollers ❌

I tried after Market ink cartridges operating to save a couple of bucks ❌

I guess I will consider myself lucky that I don’t have a Hewlett-Packard 😬

Just out of curiosity are all printers this hateful ??

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A child just screamed in Janet’s face “mommy why is that dog so angry”

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Those twins were TV gold I will never understand the hate

[Avatar Lorde @Chripotle]

okay no several people lied including myself when they said season 6 of #RHONJ was bad this was so good 😭

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It’s a great day for a dip n chicken

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“Experts predict” as if anyone with a seventh grade social studies education doesn’t know this to be a fact

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 The Trump Administration ends regulations protecting Americans from radiation overexposure.

Experts predict this will significantly increase cancer risk for many Americans.

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

lisa rinna on the table

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The ‘SPACEBALLS’ cinematic universe has been revealed.

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@TheGameVerse Touch screen on a device that needs precise calibration just seems like a disaster and so much more effort for something literally nobody wants

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“You wanna defend him suck his dick right now he just came home” gets me every time

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 @abdulgoncrazy]

He was allegedly following her around so she violated.🤜🏿🤕🤛🏿

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girl who’s screaming “stop this isn’t you” while trying to break up a fight between a stranger and her situationship outside meetball place in patchogue

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

A little marmot trying to stop its parents from quarrelling

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Why is She Will not available in my region on Apple Music…

[Slaybix @SIaybix]

Imagine announcing you’re going fully digital and while the world still hates you for it, your platform goes down for hours… rendering all digital games useless 😭

[amanda! @frogl0ver32]

im a nearah nuff apologist sorry i love that lady!!

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Citi biking

[wor$⃝t aaron in america @rornronrnron]

alexis michelle your native american couture left the judges with reservations