Kid Charlemagne

Dentist.
I usually tweet about sports and my disgust with the federal government/two-party system.
Manchester United F.C., Minnesota Vikings
Tiocfaidh ár lá

[Kid Charlemagne @patrickstar181]

Tommy Lee Jones' performance in The Lowdown is generational. Just an unbelievable performance.

[Kid Charlemagne @patrickstar181]

Does he know what club he's walking into? He'll have a budget of like $50 mil and then we'll take all Summer to sell 2 players for $20 mil total. @markgoldbridge

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Exclusive 💣

Mauricio Pochettino wants a total reset of the Manchester United squad.
He’s targeting two elite centre-backs, two elite midfielders and a world-class striker.

Harry Maguire, Joshua Zirkzee and several others are set to leave by next season.

No more average players at the club.

The reset is coming.

[Kid Charlemagne @patrickstar181]

All we have to do is have enough TOP where we don't burn out our defense by Q4

[SleeperVikings @SleeperVikings]

“I just think that this is going to immediately elevate the Vikings' offense to at least being mediocre, which makes them a Super Bowl contending team with how good their defense is.”

-@JasonKelce on how the Kirk Cousins trade changes the Vikings season via @newheightshow

[Kid Charlemagne @patrickstar181]

Trump before God. Let that sink in.

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 BREAKING: Sean Hannity announces that he is abandoning his faith because the Pope doesn’t support Trump’s Iran war:

“I no longer consider myself a Catholic.”

[Kid Charlemagne @patrickstar181]

United sacking managers like the opening credits to Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

AOL is two weeks away from a nuclear weapon.

[Kid Charlemagne @patrickstar181]

A truly hilarious boomer crashout.

[Mark R. Levin @marklevinshow]

Folks, I have spent literally the entire day trying to get someone at AOL to unlock my email. For the last eight hours, I have been told that the issue has been escalated to supervisors who would contact me. I haven't heard a thing.
You would think that, since I'm one of the last human beings on the face of the Earth still using AOL, they would take care of this. You'd be wrong.
So, once this gets resolved, hopefully before the next presidential election, I'm dropping them. (I kept them this long out of convenience, but now I have no reason to keep them.)
I'll see you on the radio at 6 p.m., at which time I will address this further.

[Kid Charlemagne @patrickstar181]

I mean, it's not just Jefferson either. Cousins has played with Hockenson, Addison, Darrisaw, and O'Neill

[Erik_Hultstrom @Erik_Hultstrom]

@MySportsUpdate @wludford

[Kirk Cousins @KirkCousins8]

See you soon, MN! #SKOL

[VikingzFanPage @vikingzfanpage]

KIRKO CHAINS IS BACK

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Killing kids is bad.
Can we all agree on that?
It’s not complicated.
It’s very black and white.
Killing kids is bad, no matter who or what color or what country they live in.
Killing kids is bad.

So holding people accountable for killing kids is the right thing to do.

The school in Minab Iran should have never been bombed. And it was horrific that it happened.

So yes, impeaching the Secretary of War is not complicated.

[SleeperVikings @SleeperVikings]

Kirk Cousins showing up to TCO Performance Center this week:

[Kid Charlemagne @patrickstar181]

We truly live in a simulation

[Kirk Cousins @KirkCousins8]

See you soon, MN! #SKOL

[Edge @SomethingEra2]

Kirk Cousins

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Vikings fans had to be SO pissed watching that football game last night #PMSLive

[Kid Charlemagne @patrickstar181]

I think it was very telling that both Jefferson and KOC specifically named and deferred to Nolan in their post game interviews.

[NFL Rumors @nflrums]

🚨🚨 #Vikings WR Justin Jefferson when asked if Minnesota should trade for a QB tomorrow:

“Not sure. That’s on Nolan, that’s on KO. That’s their job. My job is to continue getting open, be the leader of this team. Come next week, hopefully things change.”

[Brett Erickson @BrettErickson28]

If this looks bad for FDD, the actual deep dive shows this is just the tip of the iceberg:

1) Trump reposted FDD’s Richard Goldberg’s NYP op-ed calling for Project Freedom to his Truth Social

2) Maleki’s “13 days to oil well shut-ins” was directly referenced in public comments from Trump, Bessent, and Leavitt

3) The Trump Administration’s “Iran is losing $500M/day” comes directly from FDD and Maleki

4) FDD Action’s Managing Director of Advocacy, Nick Stewart, was appointed to the US’s Iran negotiating team in May

5) FDD spearheaded the push to revoke oil sanction waivers that collapsed the MOU. Goldberg posted advocating for the escrow account mechanism 10 times between 6/16 and 6/24, as well as Fox News

6) Dubowitz posted a celebration post when the waivers were revoked that said: “Kudos to my FDD colleagues Miad Maleki, Behnam Ben Taleblu, Richard Goldberg, and Max Meizlish for making the case against this oil waiver and the Treasury license’s original failure to impose escrow restrictions.”

7) Dubowitz/Maleki publish op-ed in NYP pushing for sanctions on Iranian airlines… subsequently imposed by OFAC on Aug 24 and Sep 8

8) Dubowitz/Maleki published op-ed in NYP pushing for land blockade. Sectoral sanctions on Iran’s shipping, rail, and automotive sector subsequently imposed

9) Maleki publishes in WSJ pushing for unsanctioning of shadow fleet for Hormuz Shuttle Run, Reuters shortly thereafter publishes that Secretary Wright was in Gulf pitching this. TankerTrackers confirms it’s implementation 5 days after Miad’s WSJ op-ed

[Kid Charlemagne @patrickstar181]

😂😂😂😂

[Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69]

Wiring myself up to a 240V outlet with a timer set to turn it on at 3:00 PM Tomorrow. Only thing that can disable it is an Adam Schefter tweet containing the words “Vikings” “trade for” and “Quarterback.”

Ball (my life) is in your court

[Kid Charlemagne @patrickstar181]

@SomethingEra2 I mean, the Wilfs should walk in there, tell him to give up playcalling or GTFO. Should have done that a year ago.