kim devine

stay at home daddy

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

People leaving MAGA over gas prices and not child rape is scary.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

I can tell when your photo dump has a republican undertone

[kim devine @KimDevine95]

@lexawroo Alexa i’m holleringgggggg 💀 LOVE YOU MORE BUNNY

[kim devine @KimDevine95]

can we start a fantasy league but like for love island

[tate @50FirstTates]

grampa: why are u always on ur phone

me: why didn't u stop hitler

[Roger @iamtherog]

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, a show that started *the same year as The Office* and features characters who are *deliberately the worst humans to ever be featured on a mainstream TV show* is still producing new episodes.

[Angie @strictlycowgirl]

Spotify Wrapped day is like the super bowl for people who have crumbs on their bed

[kim devine @KimDevine95]

i wanna go back to 2016 when the only face filters we had was face swap. that shit was so funny 😩

[kim devine @KimDevine95]

the best part of marriage is exactly what i expected it to be when i was young - drinking and watching monday night raw together‼️

[Zito @_Zeets]

Visiting a friend in Manhattan

[kim devine @KimDevine95]

@40ughtyoz they love the drama 💖

[kim devine @KimDevine95]

once you realize football is just reality tv for straight men, you are finally free 💕

[brent @murrman5]

doctor: have you been tested for adhd before?
me thinking about what my entrance song would be if I was a wrestler: you have a nice office

[kim devine @KimDevine95]

referring to my wedding as my main character day

[kim devine @KimDevine95]

greg devine amirite

[แจ๊ค™ @thailandexotic]

in marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. reject tradition

[kim devine @KimDevine95]

👁👄👁

[Alli💫 @AlliGraz]

Mentally ill people be like “this is my comfort movie” and the movie is Revenge of the Sith

[kim devine @KimDevine95]

my mom just told me she’s inviting a few elite men to my bridal shower but they’re not allowed to drink with us because they’re only there to drive our drunk asses home... I simply could not love this woman more

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Wait, so gun control laws aren’t going to help prevent shootings but laws against abortion are supposed to stop abortions?