Madame Bush

The bs stands for barking spider

[Madame Bush @bluesuedebs]

Eating straight joy slop rn (trader joe’s paneer tikka masala)

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

this exactly how Florida looks too lmfao

[Madame Bush @bluesuedebs]

My body is a machine that turns lo mein and blue milk into crazy sex

[danny @d4nnytye]

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder

[Madame Bush @bluesuedebs]

She had a face only a gay man could love

[Madame Bush @bluesuedebs]

They LOVE my saucepocket #papascheseria

[Madame Bush @bluesuedebs]

Hey Bing tell me why my school smells like straight dookie

[Madame Bush @bluesuedebs]

When someone says it stinks but I genuinely put a swipe of my 92 hour strawberry crumb cake crumbl cookie deodorant on a full two days ago so I know it ain’t me

[doll bun🏳️‍⚧️ @The_Bunny_Doll]

Got into trouble at Madame Tussauds cus i was taking pics of all the wax models with my weed vape in their mouths lol

[Madame Bush @bluesuedebs]

I am from the Rechudlic of Califoidia

[Madame Bush @bluesuedebs]

Morally opposed to Hooters not because of the objectification of women but because of capitalism

[Madame Bush @bluesuedebs]

My friend just dropped something and I immediately knew it was a dime #jewishdescent

[Madame Bush @bluesuedebs]

What that tongue do?? Nothing, cuz I’m holding it

[Madame Bush @bluesuedebs]

Tequila Mockingbird

[witch of the wobbly woods (MAGGOT MOMMY) @sadjazzwxtch]

My boobs are big because they’re filled with hatred for the American government

[Madame Bush @bluesuedebs]

She was pure of heart and big of boob

[Madame Bush @bluesuedebs]

Interlocking toes with my bestie on the floor of my RA’s room while eating cheezits and listening to cyber pop