“Oh! So, the hairless rat has a name?”
Drakken makes a very showy-offy wave, his posture ever slightly moving downwards to point at what was indeed Rufus running alongside the rails. He frowns.
“…I really do think you should invest in getting that thing on a leash.”
“…Oh, please…spare
me the bravado TALK.
Do you think…I have
the time in MY (business
schedule) to remember
TRIVIAL information
such as PERSONAL
NAMES !
WHO names their kid
ROY anyway !? That’s
just cruel parenting right
in effect there.”
“Because I ONLY second-handily (learned) it from the very BEST and only practical (demonstrator) of all it’s glory around.
..That’s the (baby) hero duo..by the way. I was referring to them.”
“Well , you better (hope)
IT DOESN’T ENTER
my (personal) space
then or else !
Think about the (hundred) , no
thousand types of (diseases)
that (THING) likely carries around
all day !
The (parasites) …
… Are you telling me …
It had a NAME this entire
time ? ”
REALLY ? he’s very
TOUCHED that they
even DARED thought
about him while he
was GONE .
“Oh—it’s just you.”
voice growing higher ,
a prominent scowl
graced his features
as his (gloved) fingers
clasped rather harshly
around some (triangular)
object.
“Alone this —
“why is that the FIRST
QUESTION everyone
always asks ? oh, no
it’s never how are you
or how’s your day been?”
awkwardly pauses
half-way, his hands
going behind his
back.
“…mind you — it was
from a horrible, scarring,
but very (INFORMATIVE)
lab accident.”
just his luck — MORE
NUISANCES .
is HE ever going to catch a
break for once, he definitely
should’ve (extended) his
temporary vacation stay
at that (fancy-schmancy)
hotel .
at least he was able to
work in (peace) there,
not to mention getting
all the FREE espressos .
visibly cringes.
“ — NO absolutely NOT ;
DOOFUS is even worse !
What EVER happened
to calling your co-workers
by appropriate nicknames ,
like BOSS or SIR ?
THINK of it this way , how would YOU like it if I went around CALLING you a DUMB-BELL all day long ? ”