Adam Walpole

[Adam Walpole @bluewalpole]

@sarah__graceee A client of mine in Seguin is the one that bought him. Just pulled shoes and trimmed him yesterday

[Adam Walpole @bluewalpole]

"If you can read this, the bitch fell off" is a sticker on a bike but it's also a tattoo inked on my dick

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

If by offshore drilling you mean 'let's bang some chicks on a boat' then I'm all for it. #pimphandstrong

[Adam Walpole @bluewalpole]

Save me a piece of that corn!

[Adam Walpole @bluewalpole]

Girl you gonna hurt somebody, God I hope it's me

[Adam Walpole @bluewalpole]

There's a simple truth to the morning sun, things don't change they just light up

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Dubya is the GOAT. Merica.

[HIM @_liljordoo]

“Don’t come in here with that bs”

Me coming in with the bs:

https://t.co/YxS6sMKHG5

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"Why are you always drinking?"

Me:

[Eric Thomas @EricThomas_311]

Shark week is actually the safest time to go to the beach because all the sharks are busy being on TV

[They’re eating the dawgs! @GallahWarrior]

If you don't run up like this we ain't friends

[T-Foots @t_foots]

PEMDAS: please excuse my drunk ass Snapchats

[Television Memes @TelevisionMemes]

How To Get Away With Murder (2014)