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I'm a geek. What else is there to say?

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
#lucky13

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Dear @FedEx and @HelloFresh - why it take two extra days for me to get my food? (First delivery....).

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#NewProfilePic

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Sometimes fires don’t go out when you’re done playing with them.

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Whatever happened to.....
From that time before.... https://t.co/FfJL3MN1Mr

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...cuz she says she loves me...and that’s a fact... https://t.co/hBqoFMaNcb

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Ever have one of those months.... https://t.co/zNbpRZOYZg

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A place where they serve alcohol, let you gamble AND the steak knives have actual fucking… https://t.co/BGLQDCvrOE

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Date night beverage. Mine. https://t.co/d5AdI2TyPM

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#peace #piece #tea https://t.co/rTygimqf8y

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Anyone want to do lunch? https://t.co/5YMNDgyQuj

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#mcclellands #highland #whisky https://t.co/xSbdERZtpw

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Not my best beer decision.... #EPIC #sour #plum https://t.co/LFXmBXVBFv

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Just ate #McDonalds nuggets and fries for the first time in forever.....
I feel dirty.

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When you want to move your leg, but can't.... https://t.co/ihpjqcDRDW

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#baileys #fireball #caramel #daydinking https://t.co/nbpbfp6Tta

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They see me rolling....
They be wipeing....
#stillnotsorry @ Lehi, Utah https://t.co/bnvSsNYVgb

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And the sun comes out...
#breaktime https://t.co/uXoVNAYPcO

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#whitesnake #slowneasy #maximumvolume #friday https://t.co/K7Wcqsdmla

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Ice bath for when you forget to put the can in the fridge. https://t.co/ROfpWmj5Hv