Samuel

20, He/Him, Eastleigh FC, Southampton FC, Formula 1, McLaren, + When darkness rolls on you, push on through

[Samuel @blufferfish089]

@rxgamble Elite sequence of tweets on the TL

[Samuel @blufferfish089]

@caitlinemrose4 @flurofour And spoons!! (If 18+)

[Samuel @blufferfish089]

@bubblewrap_bee Oh nooo, get well soon!

[Samuel @blufferfish089]

@LFCJacobb Everyone talking about them being boring and monotone etc but nobody’s mentioning how many times they were just plain wrong- pretty sure at one point they said “great save by Rashford”

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

How is this my first time seeing this 💀

[Samuel @blufferfish089]

@imaeumingyu Not sure about that but Messi has certainly gotten some preferential treatment

[るだ🇯🇵🇷🇼 @ruda_c0ys]

このダビンソンのつま先オフサイド、ルカクのチ○ポオフサイドの次に好き

[Samuel @blufferfish089]

@imaeumingyu Oh I’m sorry that’s awful, hope you’re doing okay bro

[Samuel @blufferfish089]

@theoceanblooms Time to invest in a tent and camp in your garden (where applicable)

[Samuel @blufferfish089]

@g__j Must be 39362 (.5 if you’re pedantic), looks scary at first but seems fairly simple once you look closer (unless I’m wrong and then this is a complete embarrassment- I need to do a meter reading that actually matters for the first time in my life on July 1st!)

[Samuel @blufferfish089]

It is TEN PM and still TWENTY NINE DEGREES

This should be illegal, at least the Texans live in the desert so it gets cold at night

[Samuel @blufferfish089]

@hankgreen Does this mean I’m good? How do you score points I’m so lost

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@lynnek2005 The fact nobody can tell the accents are fake is deeply upsetting

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@callingitaday43 I accidentally fell in love with a South African girl and now I’m trying to learn Afrikaans and google is NOT helping 😭😭😭

[Samuel @blufferfish089]

Just Google AI doing Google AI things, I just wanted the translator dude 😭

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Infantino has attended 10 World Cup games in person in seven days.

13,489 miles travelled in his private jet in the first week, according to ESPN’s tracker.

Keep using paper straws though.

[Samuel @blufferfish089]

@lukemc2701 Lighten up, pointless maybe but a bit of fun, no harm in some World Cup joy and whimsy

[Samuel @blufferfish089]

@katiewav Genuinely how did anyone do it in 6 minutes, the processing time alone meant it took me 2 minutes to do 10 😭

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

happy 10th birthday to "milkshake duck"

[Samuel @blufferfish089]

Gotta be assist of the tournament right there