Not Your Papi

I'll love you like Kanye loves Kanye.

[Not Your Papi @blujae90]

In high school, I was known as the biggest emo kid on MySpace.

[Not Your Papi @blujae90]

@xylacastle iight I'll be over tomorrow

[Not Your Papi @blujae90]

@letmypeoplegomo nah you nasty papi

[Not Your Papi @blujae90]

@xylacastle I am the care bear of green share.

[Not Your Papi @blujae90]

Too busy living the dream to be on Twitter anymore. Sorry 😈

[Not Your Papi @blujae90]

@xylacastle that's something somebody who IS high would say..

[Not Your Papi @blujae90]

@daphnescaletta yo no lie lil old lady's about to die with how many cigs she smokes inside that apartment a day 😒

[mrs. scaletta y’all @daphnacidalia]

every time I'm over at j/j's apartment I hear their neighbor's smoke alarm going off... makes me nervous man

[Not Your Papi @blujae90]

@letmypeoplegomo 🙄 I see you're in denial and that's ok. I'll be here when you're ready

[Not Your Papi @blujae90]

@letmypeoplegomo damn I'm changin you

[Not Your Papi @blujae90]

that's been my morning fyi

[Not Your Papi @blujae90]

that one song from Beetlejuice but with twerking instead of shimmying

[Not Your Papi @blujae90]

OUT HERE IN THE FIELDS I FIGHT FOR MY MEAAAAAALS

[Not Your Papi @blujae90]

Honestly I tweet at people on here like we're good friends I hope that doesn't make anyone uncomfortable af

[Not Your Papi @blujae90]

Actual picture of @letmypeoplegomo and I

[Not Your Papi @blujae90]

@tusslin time travel and the government man 👽 only clear explanation.

[Not Your Papi @blujae90]

@tusslin no way that was 3 years ago get out of my face Google.

[Not Your Papi @blujae90]

@ripjillian [ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ]

[Not Your Papi @blujae90]

I take back what I said she just ate the last shrimp dumpling I'm filing a divorce.

[Not Your Papi @blujae90]

All I'm saying is it's crazy how much can change in 365 days.