Chris Johnson Allen

The𝐄𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐮𝐫|𝐁𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐂𝐨𝐚𝐜𝐡
𝐅𝗼𝐫𝐞𝐱/𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝗼 & 𝐌𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢-𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝗼𝐭𝐟𝗼𝐥𝐢𝗼 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫

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@hwallop Remember your kids will decide on your old people's home

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@msloobylou Nah...he hasn't got the minerals

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@sturgios actually its an
energy price guarante
as it now finishes early

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@bbcnickrobinson Is that the same @hugodrayton that took issue with Richard Desmond shouting
"Piss break"
during some poncy meeting?!

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@msloobylou How they got that llama to pose with shades on, I just don't know
Great job

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@Beigemania One jumped the Q, the other needs to mind his Ps & Qs

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@simonnread @virginmedia Blimey - a week?! You must be on their superfast service!

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@simonnread @virginmedia That's a genuine scam - good old school stuff
Not many about any more
Keep for posterity

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@msloobylou Toughie
Could you make an exception?

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@piersmorgan @Keir_Starmer @trussliz How many more open goals is Starmer going to miss?
If he can't dislodge the most appalling PM this country has ever had the misfortune to suffer from, then he isn't any better qualified to do the job than Liz Truss

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@simonmontefiore Can anyone join in?

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@simonnread Gilette is looking to corner the old women's facial hair market with: Gilette, the best a nan can get'

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@simonnread I applied for that job at Esso but ditched it when they told me I would have to do litre duty

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@joshbythesea I heard that Gilette is looking to corner the old women's facial hair market with:
Gilette, the best a nan can get'.

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@piersmorgan Boring Truss day today
I am sure it will be more interesting tomorrow
@PMQs_UK

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@hwallop Open plan = party potential
Individual offices = shagging potential
Individual offices with glass walls & doors = Pointless

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Have Fisher & Lardner shared a crack pipe?
@UniversityChal1

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@fliceverett I went into an IKEA in 2004 to buy a table...and left this morning

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@simonmontefiore Deeply depressing and all too predictable