Happy one year anniversary of getting my dog Winnie! She completely runs my life now, she wakes up me too early everyday, steals my socks and blankets, and has no personal care when climbing over my body to get an extra better view out the window. Yet the best dog 100/10
Guy behind me at the car wash yelled at me for going through the member line (takes 20 secs to pay)
I go "oh no did I waste your little time? Is big important man sad? Boo hoo" He was rattled just rolled up the window
Like how could you not be a feminist after a rush like that
Happy 20th birthday to the talented Olivia Rodrigo.
The Grammy-winning singer and songwriter made her debut with one of the biggest streaming eras of all time, for which she garnered universal acclaim. She has three Grammys and was honored as Billboard’s Woman Of The Year.
If any of you have gone to, or plan to go to Burger King and order a quadruple cheeseburger, you can just unfollow me cause there's no chance I'll speak to you again in real life anyway
The ideal TV show would have me as the main character where I just sit around and talk with all the supporting cast. Each time I made a joke they would all laugh and clap.
This would run for 20 seasons
See now what sucks is that this tweet got 13 likes and I know that's more than anything else I'm going to post the rest of this year which is then going to ruin me mentally. So thank you everyone for that
I've decided 2023 is for tweeting again
Yes they will all be jokes
No you cannot stop me from tweeting bad jokes
If I have to live with stupid thoughts in my head, you guys do too. That's what this app was made for