ʀyᴀɴ ʙʟᴜᴍᴇ⛰️⚾📉

Crafter of fine small-batch artisanal tweets. Mad about baseball and don't care who knows it. Still a Kyle Freeland Guy.

[ʀyᴀɴ ʙʟᴜᴍᴇ⛰️⚾📉 @blumerdeluxe]

Coffee is like the oxygen mask on a plane: it's okay to take care of yourself before assisting those around you. No sense in you both dying.

[Chloe Blume (cjcandie) @Cjcandie]

I'm not sure words can properly express my GRATITUDE, but I'm going to try. ❤️💔

[ʀyᴀɴ ʙʟᴜᴍᴇ⛰️⚾📉 @blumerdeluxe]

important right now. (Though please give me and my family grace if we can't get back to you right away.) We need prayers especially. So many prayers. And I need everyone to understand just what an incredible man my dearest love was. He was the best man I ever knew. Thank you. 7/7

[ʀyᴀɴ ʙʟᴜᴍᴇ⛰️⚾📉 @blumerdeluxe]

I can't believe I'm giving this update.
My beloved, my best friend, my soulmate, and the person I love more than anyone else on this earth... My Ryan... My husband... He went to be with his Jesus on Tuesday night. It was sudden. His heart just stopped, 1/7

[ʀyᴀɴ ʙʟᴜᴍᴇ⛰️⚾📉 @blumerdeluxe]

was hard to see where one of us started and one of us stopped. I'm so broken right now. Even though I know I'll see him in heaven, the time until then seems almost insurmountable right now.
We are surrounded by loving family. Please don't hesitate to reach out, it's so 6/7

[ʀyᴀɴ ʙʟᴜᴍᴇ⛰️⚾📉 @blumerdeluxe]

@Shapalicious I'm sorry Jake.

[ʀyᴀɴ ʙʟᴜᴍᴇ⛰️⚾📉 @blumerdeluxe]

Rodgers, Freeland ... this is the Universe slowly telling us, "Rockies fans, you *don't* actually have to stick around and root for likable guys on a loathsome team."

[ʀyᴀɴ ʙʟᴜᴍᴇ⛰️⚾📉 @blumerdeluxe]

Figured I'd swing by the Rockies' job postings and I am wholly unsurprised that though the tech position they're looking to fill is NOT in analytics, they are still expecting it to pull double duty.

[ʀyᴀɴ ʙʟᴜᴍᴇ⛰️⚾📉 @blumerdeluxe]

@mauten1 We know it's NOT Jeff because he's clearly stated, "I think I'm personally blessed with a capacity to not really care what is said about me all that much."

[ʀyᴀɴ ʙʟᴜᴍᴇ⛰️⚾📉 @blumerdeluxe]

@StatsBoyAndi @nycsouthpaw And if insurance companies think for SOME REASON you're too much of a risk, you don't get the insurance and consequently can't legally drive!

[ʀyᴀɴ ʙʟᴜᴍᴇ⛰️⚾📉 @blumerdeluxe]

@BattinAround @jfreemyer They're out of frame, 5280 ft above.

[ʀyᴀɴ ʙʟᴜᴍᴇ⛰️⚾📉 @blumerdeluxe]

@TylerQinUtah OMG

[ʀyᴀɴ ʙʟᴜᴍᴇ⛰️⚾📉 @blumerdeluxe]

@TylerQinUtah Okay, I'm gonna need to see a pic of the offending microwave because this just sounds so absurd it's difficult to imagine you're not making up something to be upset about.

[ʀyᴀɴ ʙʟᴜᴍᴇ⛰️⚾📉 @blumerdeluxe]

Literally Tuesday.

[NRA @NRA]

ICYMI: A Colorado judge gave law-abiding gun owners something to celebrate.

In an @NRAILA-supported case, he ruled that the city of Boulder’s ban on commonly-owned rifles (AR-15s) and 10+ round mags was preempted by state law and STRUCK THEM DOWN. https://t.co/wmdhGG16pc

[ʀyᴀɴ ʙʟᴜᴍᴇ⛰️⚾📉 @blumerdeluxe]

,Lived in our current house for over four and a half years now and just entered my old zip code on a web form. 🤦

[ʀyᴀɴ ʙʟᴜᴍᴇ⛰️⚾📉 @blumerdeluxe]

Five-ish years ago, I bashed the living crap out of my shin on a cart in a KS parking lot when it caught on some snow. I still get anxious pushing a cart through slush today.

I can only imagine what it would be like for people shopping in Boulder today.

https://t.co/PJLJBYIWLm

[ʀyᴀɴ ʙʟᴜᴍᴇ⛰️⚾📉 @blumerdeluxe]

What's the comedic statute of limitations regarding deceased pets? Asking for a friend.

[ʀyᴀɴ ʙʟᴜᴍᴇ⛰️⚾📉 @blumerdeluxe]

Man, I'm not sure y'all are ready for my #RoastTheRockies yet.

[ʀyᴀɴ ʙʟᴜᴍᴇ⛰️⚾📉 @blumerdeluxe]

Callousness: ✅
Insensitivity: ✅
Savagery: ✅
Ice Cold Facts: ✅✅✅