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[rollingberry0517 @rollingberry051]

@blumpbrry @acanadiangains I heard wonka tried it on like 20 other guys and each ended up as a farting blueberry

[ryan @blumpbrry]

@Brianberry1234 don't you dare tie string on me! it's not funny!

[ryan @blumpbrry]

I feel like a parade balloon!

[ryan @blumpbrry]

being rolled out like a failed experiment while everyone looks at me funny. I'm just struggling and flapping my hands uselessly, as if that will do anything. Ugh!

[ryan @blumpbrry]

@acanadiangains help! help! do something you idiot!

[ryan @blumpbrry]

"It's the blueberry pie that does it."

[ryan @blumpbrry]

What are you losers talking about?! I chewed it right!

[ryan @blumpbrry]

@acanadiangains 🤬 stop looking at me!

[ryan @blumpbrry]

@InflationGuy85 all I did was chug a soda before chewing!

[ryan @blumpbrry]

Guess i'm just a gassy blimp now.

[Violet's Little Helper @NotesofBijou]

🫐🫐🫐“Look at you, completely filled to the brim. Your gluttony has been your undoing. Couldn’t help yourself, could you? One bite after the other, your body expanded beyond your control. Now, you’re a whimpering, bloated blue mess. Lovely.”🫐🫐🫐

[Brianberry1234566 @Brianberry1234]

@blumpbrry Or like an obnoxious Balloon.

[ryan @blumpbrry]

Showing off infront of the ex didn't go as planned.

[ryan @blumpbrry]

@joster456 inflatale, just smoothed it over while editing to make it not look so polyester

[ryan @blumpbrry]

"They’re gonna squeeze him! Like a little, annoying pimple!"

[ryan @blumpbrry]

am I delusional to think I can fit my belt back on?

[ryan @blumpbrry]

"i'm terribly sorry." yeah I don't think he was 🤬

[ryan @blumpbrry]

funny enough this song felt like it was made for me.....

[ryan @blumpbrry]

@JuicyAndJucier Ok so it did end up going a little funny when it came to the blueberry pie and cream! ewwww ok ok fix this! now!