Blums Eyebrows

Hello, I'm two strips of flexible, light brown hair on Rhys Blumberg's forehead. I can change in a flash, there's no brow that can match! Bow to the Brow!

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Italy's coronavirus death toll is now THREE times more than China as it rises by 889 in a single day to 10,023 while coffins fill up nations churches and army move bodies out of worst affected region 
via https://t.co/T3KkRIuTZY https://t.co/VsLGfU7ubA

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Well the dream is over in HK, I'm back in Wales and back at the Cardiff Blues.....again, for the 3rd time.
Dickie can't say no to this eyebrow twerking MO-FO!! #thatchaholic #nothatchcanmatch #imback #again #forthesecondtime #browtwerk #easy

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@blums_eyebrows Ha you could try!

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Currently in book signing queue outside waterstones to meet my idol and fellow Hong Kong resident Kong-Dong-Bao. Lots of security and everyone being searched beforehand to make sure there are no tweezers smuggled in.

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Mandarin - ✅ check (fluent, rolls off the tongue)
Next up, Bak Mei Kung fu class🥋 #blackbelt #eyebrowkungfu #chowbrow

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After only a few weeks of tuition I’m proud to say I’m fluent in mandarin! 🇭🇰 🇨🇳 Just Tangerine and clementine to go!

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Always, without fail. #memeberg #shoppingessentials

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Ladies and Gentleman, I give you my tuk-tuk driver. He got me to work on time and he sported these.....
Safe to say I left a generous tip!

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@SteveSkelding Great work, thanks Steve #BROWSingtheweb

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As many of you know, I take to the skies next week for my new adventure in Hong Kong 🇭🇰 Just hope the humidity doesn’t affect my volume and bounce. Any tips ladies?

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Well @Huget14 your eyebrows are absolutely stonking, the best French weave since the bayeux tapestry! Yes, you’ve got hands like feet, but who cares! 🐌 🤷🏻‍♂️ #allezlesthatch

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Help me reach 1000 followers — so I can challenge the all powerful Emperor Ming #thatchgordon #mingthemerciless

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Me, I thatched the plan myself. I needed a bigger platform to gain a voice of my own

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Off to my favourite pub for lunch, The Bush in St Hilary. #thatch #bush #weave

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Someone get David Attenborough to talk about those..... no, nothing, he can’t because he’s fucking speechless! My spirit animal, the emperor 🐧

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Wow, she makes all my hairs stand to attention 😍😍 #futurewife #whentwobecomesfour

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Yes it is I, the man with eyebrows that fill the sky. #browsandhoes #imback and thicker than ever #thatch

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@flatsandshanks My return to the limelight! All bow to my brow, the emperor is back

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The evil bastard has tried to murder me!!!! What has he he done 😫😢 I'm half the brow I used to be!! Evil Bastard, I will be back!

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Fav Rugby Player -Kelly Brown! Eyebrow Porn Alert!! Length & Girth on those epic fucking slugs!