The Blunt Observer

Just trying to tell it like it is. Because how it "is" can apparently be up for debate now.

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Question for #Jewish #Trump supporters: Do you think his response to the reporter re antisemitism around the country was appropriate?

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@SheWhoVotes hey! she sucks but it's impt to avoid "fake news" on our side too- her quote was about physiology see https://t.co/vQGBkSdbp3

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my boss accidentally spit on my face today while he was talking..and then wiped it off my face..a kind gesture, but wildly #awkward

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A gluten&dairy free coworker lectured me on being aware of what I eat, so now I'm at #chipotle aware that I might have ecoli & don't care

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Why don't any of the presidential candidates campaign for a mandatory 30 minute nap in the workplace? I would literally vote for anyone.

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since everyone in my office wears noise cancelling headphones, maybe ill just let out the scream ive been holding in and see what happens

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am i the only one who saw that #HarperLee passed away and immediately thought, "she was still alive?"

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my office is so quiet i think i just heard a soul cringe

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@Trevornoah who are ya voting for? I'll just do what you do.

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Ahhhh just left work early and let out a huge sigh of relief. And by a sigh of relief, I mean a giant fart

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@Lesdoggg this is GOLD https://t.co/2EaMsOgQnb

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

Larry David doesn't mind if you don't watch him host #SNL. See the promos: https://t.co/dNv6fKyFlJ

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@Travon you may love me or hate me for introducing you to this, but either way, enjoy. https://t.co/UeGtnuC5x6 #oreodoor

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is it wrong to tell cancer that you wish it got cancer? #WorldCancerDay https://t.co/3l5OH1DFeW

[Good Morning America @GMA]

On #WorldCancerDay, we stand by those battling/who have battled cancer as we fight and work for a cure.

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hi @Uber, me here. Since you're valued from 40-50 BILLION dollars, maybe consider treating your drivers like employees, mmkay? #Uber

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RT or like this if you think I should quit my job! Do it! Like it! RT it! Do it! Dare you!

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chewing while wearing headphones makes me hate myself

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Overheard at the #geniusbar, "sorry our server is being really slow." Not the best look guys @APPLEOFFIClAL

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I went to #Chipotle even when it still had E. Coli, so it's safe to say I am going to go now that it's gone https://t.co/W3TI91NaYx

[Travon Free @Travon]

Now that E. Coli is gone are you going back to Chipotle?

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Usually when I want ice cream I know it's just bc I'm thirsty, so I'll just eat a pint of ice cream and then chug a bottle of water #healthy

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I guess that means I'm not a role model either because I'm not a model. https://t.co/y2e78EhT0e

[TIME @TIME]

.@Zendaya: "I don’t feel like a role model because I’m not playing a role" https://t.co/b6J8uA2gh0