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jemima kirke plays a romantasy writer on svu this season who gets arrested before she is supposed to give a talk at the cooper union and tries to appeal to the jury by saying she's in analysis 3 times a week.

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watching a movie in russian with romanian subtitles #polyglot

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robot massage company keeping trauma discourse alive. [my] body kept the score this week...

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"en plein air" bar called Jury Duty is playing hey there delilah on the speakers, just walked by some lawyers being like "well MY CLIENT", about to get malaysian food for lunch .. jury duty is the best thing thats happened to me in awhile

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Russian teacher says she is simply "Evoking Russian" in us because through esoteric links russian has informed the english language and we have epigenetic memories... love her

[diana @bluntposting]

reading materials in "the jurors lounge" (civil court). i'll be doing the crossword on paper every morning...

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my thing i've been doing for the past few weeks is trying to use my left hand instead of right for everyday things at home e.g. putting on lotion or squeezing toothpaste out or doing duolingo. this is what you get into when you've really got nothing going on

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malin landaeus selling unlabeled silk 90s dresses for $698 is comical lol how many sales are they making a month

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why are there three thai restaurants at east broadway and clinton

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what the hell, sure.

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was looking for duke and stumbled into freak "JF" asking for money

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HE WAS NO HERO.

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there's an under discussed shoddy wellness alley happening on mulberry (unpictured: "clean market")

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to be clear, i didn't forget about babygirl... that movie was good. Spoke to me personally.

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we're ready for a movie about a kid studying for the USAMO

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it's also crazy bc i consider myself an extremely non picky eater but then not even trying to my sister started listing foods i've never eaten and straight up never will, Such as "buffalo chicken dip" and "Cava"

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omg first time in trader joe's in a year or whatever and why is "frozen affogatos" a product that exists

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i understand men bc i too will see a woman beautiful beyond belief causing me to spiral for hours and setting my whole day off track

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My mom told me she was FURIOUS with duke bc they put me in the room with all wifi routers / extenders for the hall so i was getting exposed to way more "waves" then everybody else. also growing up the microwave was in the basement bc of "waves"

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the guys on my block cleaned my car windshield for me bc they knew i wouldn't do it 😭 and it would ice over tonight so i wouldn't see anything if i tried to move it tomorrow 😭 moved