HanSoloMoney

program runner, captain’s chair sitter || The pinned tweet lets you know I just be here talkin’

[HanSoloMoney @bluntsbyePhresh]

Polar Bears are 9 ft tall. Basketball hoops are 10ft. I could jump and punch a polar bear in the face with the same amount of force I can dunk a basketball.

[HanSoloMoney @bluntsbyePhresh]

That “all time” team on 2k gone go insane

[Not Adam @NotAdamNB]

PG: who cares
SG: Wade
SF: LeBron
PF: Giannis
C: Shaq

The Miami Heat franchise is 38 years old

[gen z superboy (official) @shin_kale_rider]

All paths lead back to The Twilight Zone

[HanSoloMoney @bluntsbyePhresh]

Yea I’m in there. Never seen a terminator movie til this day… I’m in there.

[Viral Wire @_ViralWire]

Florence Pugh has been cast as the new Sarah Connor in the Terminator reboot.

[tati vi britannia 🧚🏽‍♂️✨ 🔜 Dreamcon @Uwuzibaby]

I miss funimation 😭😭 I feel like Crunchyroll & Netflix are holding us all hostage

[HanSoloMoney @bluntsbyePhresh]

@bamboomies BAG! 😎

[HanSoloMoney @bluntsbyePhresh]

Me and the homie were all bold like “yea that nigga didn’t work out with nobody he going late draft if at all”
15 minutes later this nigga come in like damn bro went #1 we both just sat there like damn we don’t know shit

[²³ @SpeakContext]

“I know guys that can’t even make the playoffs 8 times”

- Steph, Klay, & KD all weighing in on LeBron making the finals 8 times in a row

[HanSoloMoney @bluntsbyePhresh]

I tricked my algorithm into showing me more of this bullshit by being so in hate with it.

[dank @cptdankkk]

Tyler Herro breaks down how he spent $600,000 during the first 5 months of his NBA rookie season

• Gucci purse for mom — $5,000
• S63 AMG Mercedes — $200,000
• 4 door Jeep Wrangler — $60,000
• Clothing — $85,000
• Rent — $60,000
• Private chef — $20,000
• Porsche for mom — $80,000
• Dinners — $10,000
• GMC truck for dad — $40,000
• Custom paintings — $10,000
• Sunglasses — $10,000

[flex @lowkflex]

Do not go straight home. Stop by the store and buy something. That recept is your alibi.

[🏁 @maxguwapo]

Nobody outside California was wearing em the last 10 years lmao they lying saying they was

[💫Britt to the Nee💫 @BeeRayJones]

Turning down Buzz Lightyear is the reason Billy Crystal said yes literally within seconds of being offered the role of Mike Wazowski on Monster’s Inc.

[Zion @zionszzn]

As a avid job quitter, I’m telling y’all right now: this is NOT a quitting economy

[. @mrw1sconsin]

Bishop was only crazy once he got that gun.

O-Dog was crazy regardless, he just happened to have a gun.

[HanSoloMoney @bluntsbyePhresh]

@mickeytr333s 😂😂😂

[HanSoloMoney @bluntsbyePhresh]

@olivercampbell This a deep cut, not a lot of ppl reference this episode for its genuine overall sadness

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

“People don’t realize $50 million is actually $0 when you’re a retard like me”

[THE SNEAK DISS SNEAKER PODCAST @the_sneakdiss]

I’m tired of athletes talking about why athletes really aren’t as rich as we think.

You touched $7 million and bought your parents a $3 million dollar house? You’re dumb.