clara

[elle clover @veryluckyclover]

close

[trish @ultragloss]

no one understands a woman in her 20s the way billy joel did in 1977 when he wrote vienna

[dizzy @rundizzy]

watching deepfakes of my friends saying nice things about me

[Uncle Ari @MazeDaMouth]

I have never come back from any holiday feeling relaxed, refreshed & reinvigorated to get back into work.

I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

“can you explain this gap in ur resume” yeah i was just goin around bein a lil guy

[bitchcraft ☾ @mermaidbl00d]

take me on a trip i'd like to go some day

[boss @boss_on_here]

My tummy hurts but im being so brave about it.

[JohnJake @Forsburned]

They are on a phone call

[Elyza Halpern (a.k.a. possumgirl) @elyzawithawhy]

“To save their company, Cinnamon Toast Crunch needs to make cereal classy again, and what’s classier than shrimp?”

[coach/player @OffBall30]

Direct deposit: 1400

Me at SeaWorld: how much for their freedom

[a funky little guy @shloes_tweets]

I zoned out once in high school and I never zoned back in