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[Sue Mac 🇨🇦 @GreatBig_Sea]

"Canada has become something else: a managed oligarchy with democratic trappings, where the individual exists to serve the state."

[Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck]

If you’re called "far right" today, it’s basically a badge of common sense. According to the media you’re far right if you work out too much, if you believe in borders or deportations, if you think kids shouldn’t get sex changes and if you don’t want homeless people screaming while naked outside your house. If that’s far right then I’m far right. 😂

[OutspokenSamantha @Outspoken_Sam]

The next Lindsay Clancy jury needs to be 12 Amish men.

They haven't heard anything about the trial and they'll have the verdict decided before the first witness even sits down and everyone will be home in time for dinner.

Boom.

[Michelle Leahy Ferreri @mferreriptbokaw]

I remember 🤷‍♀️

[Leonard Roxon @LeonardRoxon]

For all the STUPID MORONS who support the @liberal_party, this is what they have done to YOU & YOUR FAMILY! USEFUL IDIOTS to a traitorous Party in Canada!

[blurbs @blurbskwc]

@PierrePoilievre Get them out PLEASE

[John Ʌ Konrad V @johnkonrad]

We had a good thing, Canada.

A quiet arrangement.

You kept watch up north, didn’t make noise, didn’t screw around.

We covered the heavy lifting.

You backed us up, built a few ships, some icebreakers, flew the flag at NATO, pretended to be a country that gave a damn. We saluted your officers and let you slide when things got bloody.

We asked for help and you sent 26,000 to places like Korea while we sent 1.1 million. We suffered more deaths than your total deployed forces and that was ok because you were nice and you had to remain focused on keeping the north defended.

Now look at you.

Your navy’s a joke, less combat power than a drug cartel with Zodiac boats.

Your GDP’s circling the drain, and instead of fixing it, you’re too busy playing dress-up at climate conferences and pretending that TikTok diplomacy will stop a hypersonic missile. You have 3 rusty submarines in commission and a few at the Edmonton Mall plus a few small frigates. You have more generals and Admiral than working tanks. You spend less per GDP on defense than Albania or Slovakia.

You won’t spend.
You won’t build.
You won’t fight.

You have the longest arctic shoreline in the world but most of your unimpressive “icebreaker” fleet are small patrol craft that would be crushed in heavy ice.

You are a Pacific Nation but couldn’t defend your selves from the Chinese fishing fleet let alone their Coast Guard or Navy.

But you’ll sure as hell talk.

Talk about “shared values” while you freeload off the defense umbrella we pay for. Talk about “peacekeeping” while China cuts your undersea cables and Russia maps your Arctic. Talk about how important your role is in NATO knowing full well your only authority is the billets, joint exercises and training we give you,

You think this continent defends itself?

You think because you’re polite and bilingual and serve maple syrup at the G7, you get a pass?

You think getting angry about memes will protect you from ismalocommies already inside the gate?

That someone else, USA, will show up when it gets hot in the Arctic or North Pacific?

Not gonna happen because we don’t have a single icebreaker that hasn’t suffered a catastrophic loss and no longer have a fleet capable of evacuating our bases in the Pacific let alone defending your coast.

You had a good thing.
You could’ve been useful.
You chose to be a burden.
And when the day comes, and it will come, don’t expect a call back.

We’re done babysitting the unarmed.

You had two jobs. Two. Stop the spread of Communism by nodding along with our anti-marxist rhetoric and defending your own coast. You have failed miserably at both.

And now you’re no longer even nice. You roll over to china and waive fentanyl through our border while booing the American flag and banning our products.

Then when we call out the truth you start pulling on our sympathy strings with posts talking about what great allies you were in WW2 and Korea.

I love and admire all you lost and all Canadians who served but that was a long time ago and I absolutely zero respect for today’s Royal Canadian “navy” or your politicians.

We had a great thing going Canada and paid you trillions in sweetheart deals like NAFTA, open borders and all our best intel vis five eyes.

All you had to do was be nice, not elect commies and patrol your own coast in return. You blew it.

[blurbs @blurbskwc]

@SaraHermanw0 Please go ahead

[The Pleb 🇨🇦 @truckdriverpleb]

Mark Carney: please STOP making memes about me

The internet:

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

Carney wants the memes to stop 🤣🤣🤣

[Mario Zelaya @mario4thenorth]

‼️ NOT PARODY: Carney celebrates Overdose Awareness Day by appointing Dominic Barton whose firm advised Purdue on boosting opioid sales.

[John DePetro Show @JohnDePetroshow]

I keep getting messages from Lindsay Clancy supporters telling me to stop posting pictures of the three Clancy children.

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Controversial take: Anyone who kills their own kids is insane. They shouldn’t get to plead insanity. That’s the crime, not the excuse.

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

JUST IN - EU President Ursula von der Leyen says that people's savings accounts are a problem

and that she must put this money "to the service of European companies"

says her plan to "securitize them" and "supervise them"

They're coming for your savings, Europe.

[Jon du Toit @jondutoit]

God gave modern Canadians the opportunity to play life on easy mode.

A massive, gorgeous country stuffed to the gills with valuable resources.

A small, highly educated population.

A heritage of Christian values and a liberty oriented political system.

A compatible neighbor who also happens to be the global superpower to protect you and trade goods with.

Literally the easiest layup of all time.

So they took that liberty and squandered it in a way that would make even the prodigal son blush.

Truly staggering when you think about it.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

There were children in the camps.

The U.S. Military didn’t send seven year old soldiers to fight the Nazis.

[David J Harris Jr @DavidJHarrisJr]

This is exactly what they're doing.

[Shagun 💰 @shaguncrypto]

Move to a small town.

Buy a $200K house instead of a $900K one.

Take the job that gives you more time, not the biggest salary.

Have kids.
Know your neighbors.
Grill in the backyard.
Take road trips instead of luxury vacations.
Pay off the house.
Build a simple life.

Then you’re 70, sitting on the porch with the person you love, watching your grandkids play.

The house isn’t impressive.

The town isn’t famous.

But somehow, you won.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

"My body, my choice" until a Muslim tells me to cover up