Blurry Jon Hamm

Fake thoughts of Jon Hamm #iownhollywood #ihaveahugehotdog #BLUES4Life #bostonsucks and #bruinsswallow

[Blurry Jon Hamm @BlurryHamm]

I never left my wingman last night. Don't worry fat man, I've got your back

[NORAD Tracks Santa @NoradSanta]

Merry Christmas from our #NORAD team to all #Santa Trackers!
#NORADTracksSanta #NoradSanta #SantaTracker #ChristmasEve

[NORAD Tracks Santa @NoradSanta]

Merry Christmas from our #NORAD team to all #Santa Trackers!
#NORADTracksSanta #NoradSanta #SantaTracker #ChristmasEve

[Blurry Jon Hamm @BlurryHamm]

Thanksgiving. A time to give thanks for me. #iamawesome

[Blurry Jon Hamm @BlurryHamm]

I am Spartacus! https://t.co/3LCDUWj1qV

[Blurry Jon Hamm @BlurryHamm]

Watching The Godfather... I forgot how overrated that movie is. Needs more jon hamm and less Brando

[Blurry Jon Hamm @BlurryHamm]

Can @SamuelLJackson read my new audiobook, Does #jonhamm s#$t in the woods?

[Blurry Jon Hamm @BlurryHamm]

Where the heck is @BenAffleck at right freaking now? Batman owes me $20 and the juice starts at 5 points a week

[Blurry Jon Hamm @BlurryHamm]

Jon Hamm was told by @NASA what he discovered was a new galaxy with alien life. Jon hamm shall call it Jon hamm jr galaxy. #iownhollywood #iownanewgalaxy

[Blurry Jon Hamm @BlurryHamm]

Jon hamm just discovered indisputable proof of alien life with his telescope. #iownhollywood #iownthemilkywaygalaxy

[Blurry Jon Hamm @BlurryHamm]

I have always wanted to do a movie with @carlreiner and @MelBrooks. How about a film adaptation of the 2000 year old man starring the three of us? #iownhollywood but daddy wants an EGOT TOO!

[Blurry Jon Hamm @BlurryHamm]

If I could fight any celebrity in history, I’d fight Abraham Lincoln. I’m going to emancipate his blood all over his stove pipe hat. #iownhistory

[Blurry Jon Hamm @BlurryHamm]

Jon hamm hates traffic and people that think a hot dog is a sandwich

[Blurry Jon Hamm @BlurryHamm]

I just heard Andrew luck is retiring. I can sling the pigskin in Indy. It’s no saint Louis but no place is. Put me in coach I’m ready to play. #lucksucks #hammistheman

[Blurry Jon Hamm @BlurryHamm]

I love lamp. Watching anchorman with my good friend @WillFerreII. You’re my boy blue

[Blurry Jon Hamm @BlurryHamm]

The polite staff @TheMuny informed me the name of the musical is the phantom of the @StanleyCup not #jonhammownsthestanleycup. #jonhammisgoingtobuy@themuny. #jonhammwillcallonemanshowwhateverhewants.

[Blurry Jon Hamm @BlurryHamm]

One night only in the Lou. Jon hamm, the @StanleyCup, in the one man show that was so good it won the best musical Tony award two years in a row: #jonhammownsthestanleycup https://t.co/WT9IAQOEZQ
@TheMuny

[Blurry Jon Hamm @BlurryHamm]

I enjoy long walks on the beach, puzzles, and competing in the Isle of Man TT when I’m not making movies and being awesome. #ihaveahugehotdog and #iownhollywood. https://t.co/ACOQ2KYxxA

[Blurry Jon Hamm @BlurryHamm]

I’m doing two things today watching the @LeTour de France and reruns of Mad Men. #iownhollywood

[Blurry Jon Hamm @BlurryHamm]

There’s only one thing I like more than @StLouisBlues Stanley cup victories: moon pies. @MoonPie how about I trade some mad men dvds for some marshmallow magic?

[Blurry Jon Hamm @BlurryHamm]

@BenAffleck You better be writing a sequel to The Town called The Garden. In this one, a crooked FBI agent from saint Louis played by yours truly robs Charlestown bank robbers during a hockey game. @MNightShyamalan can suck it!!! #iownhollywood