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Glass half full. Bad at estimating.

Raging harridan. Sí / í. Cis is not a slur. GC? Get blocked.

I am God Almighty™.

Only anonymous if you're a stranger.🤫

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@Jenny_1884 @brodie_prime @LiliLapis30 That's not true. You're being asked a literal comparitive question rather than one that allows for a false equivalence, so someone can make a fair point. You just don't like that things have genuinely become more difficult for people, it doesn't suit your narrative.

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Hello 2026!

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Saw a fully grown man on a child's motorised wannabe dirt bike with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth in Thurles the other day and the image is living in my head rent-free.

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@NIAMHBL Same, Niamh. It was a decade of a year.

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@Caccabus I'm going to go with that Johann, had to get my friend to wipe most of it off my head until I could get to a bathroom. Pigeon 1 - Úna 0 today. 😂

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A bird just shit on my head. Either 2025 still has a few laughs up its sleeve, or I'm finally at the end of this trial of a year, either way you have to laugh, don't you?

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I have a fridge full of rashers, pancetta, cream, blue cheese, smoked salmon, and not a breeze what to make other than a heart attack.

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

So, a lot of people ask me why I buy so many books. The truth is, I have a genetic disorder where my body doesn’t produce enough books of its own, so I have to supplement.

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@MaryMc_31 Couldn't agree more. If people are so desperate for a bargain, there's always online shopping - sales start on Christmas Day so saying they open on the 26th to compete with online sales is a fudge. If grocers can close on the 26th, so can other retailers.

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@dineen20dineen Lots of automated calls, ringing from a UK number, asking me to add them on WhatsApp about a job? No thanks!

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@jenhoganjourno They genuinely don't feel the child when they're out and about. It never ceases to amaze me.

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@ThrillaRilla369 It's real.

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@Berlinnaeus @NewstalkFM @AnMailleach That'd be like regretting your grandad giving you one of his Orchard Jellies and letting you pet his dog. Weirdos.

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@NiecyOKeeffe Lumbar punctures at their best are a weird-feeling, rotten dose of a thing to go through, hope you're feeling better soon Niecy.

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@Eamon4prez Ouch! Poor E!

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@KarSugrue @BritishVogue @ChanteJoseph When you date men, you understand why single women are happier. It's sadly a no-brainer.

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The hazelnut pain au chocolat from Mueller and O'Connell (Abbeyleix) is a god-tier pastry.

When I pop the 'spare' one in the air fryer for 2 minutes in the morning... 🤤🤤🤤

(Yes, I tried to heat one in the oven once and forgot about it for an hour. There were tears.)

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her ego. Got to question that triple digit claim... (To think those of us whose ancestors survived a mass genocide are all intellectual inferiors of a nation led by a tangerine is a stretch, isn't it? Might not have much power but her brain is definitely able to contort itself.)

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Love how there's a mad Irish American declaring having a triple digit IQ as a major thing. Average intelligence is 100, with the normal range set between 90-109. Not emigrating to America doesn't mean you fell below 90, but the complexity of emigration is clearly too much for

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@GerryMcBride The bane of dentists everywhere. Bring back sticky chew bars full of tiny rocks, let the kids live a bit. Including Roy Rovers. Zingy pineapple heaven.