𝔰𝔞𝔳𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞𝔥

she/her ☽ ♡ ✶

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I want to smoke weed in bed with my tits out but I have this stupid job

[Paige❤️‍🔥 @bejeweledpaige]

Watching a "music critic" crash out because they can't handle any critisim is very funny. Maybe you're in the wrong line of work

[𝔰𝔞𝔳𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞𝔥 @blushbones]

genuinely never even heard of that annoying bald headed white man until this whole thing please he is not special

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Anthony Fantano calls himself "the most relevant and impactful music critic” in response to Halsey (via Variety):

“I don’t have to prove my track record to Halsey. I have been the most relevant and impactful music critic of my — and any — generation for over 10 years now. You can’t really debate that. There’s no music critic bigger than me who’s had more impact than me for as long as I have, consistently. And if I die tomorrow, nobody’s going to outdo that run.”

(https://t.co/xltK60rKap)

[chelsea 🤍 NW: hotd, x-men 97 @lonelythespder]

i’ve seen enough. give halsey a gun.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[petiteprincess @girlyygirl666]

operating heavy machinery (my breasts)

[jár @jarodzsz]

i feel like i'm one of the last 500 people on earth who does not use an ai chatbot in daily life

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[𝔰𝔞𝔳𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞𝔥 @blushbones]

boy moms are weird

[Taryn @TarynA83]

Ladies. I am telling you this right now. Your husband’s family matters when you have a baby. You can say they aren’t allowed in for delivery. You can ask for limited time visits. You can ask for your husband to entertain and introduce the baby if you want to stay in bed. BUT- asking his parents/grandparents to wait to meet them while you let your family in is cruel and selfish. EVEN IF they might annoy you, or his mom is an attention hog, your baby is just as much your husband’s. Your recovery needs matter, but alienating them is wrong.

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Fake laughing at work all day is actually draining af 😭 like please stop talking to me

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

being a cry baby is one of my top 3 personality traits next to dumb bitch & hopeless romantic

[ana⁴⁴ @anapau_villa]

Feliz día de la Met Gala a todos los que celebran.

[libra mage | c0mms open 📍 @ackermanlor]

it’s always "you’re autistic" and never "thank you for telling me everything about the gay rumors that have plagued taylor swifts career since the very beginning"

[⋆Mystica⋆ @mysticlustre]

Women and Cats will do as they please, always and forever

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[airi 𝜗℘ @4irellee]

sorry for leaving strands of my hair everywhere an angel tends to leave their feathers all over the place

[hera @shiningdaisies]

god forbid a girl is whimsical but also full of rage

[໊ @wynavira]

can i please just sit on the edge of a crescent moon like once in my life

[lilium @pukeirl]

they didn’t socialize me when I was a kitten so I’m afraid of everything and everyone

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

my nervous system works so well like im literally nervous all the time