Maddie Eckman

Just garbage.

[Maddie Eckman @blushems]

Fuck me, I guess. 💁🏼‍♀️

[Maddie Eckman @blushems]

Your best is never good enough. Life of a social worker.

[Maddie Eckman @blushems]

I want to meet his mom and tell her her son sucks.

[Maddie Eckman @blushems]

Put a jiggle in my titties, I could giggle like I’m silly.

[Maddie Eckman @blushems]

I’m not stressed. You’re stressed. 😬😬😬

[Maddie Eckman @blushems]

How about you go fuck yourself. Fucking bitch.

[Maddie Eckman @blushems]

True friends will squeeze your boobs.

[Maddie Eckman @blushems]

PSA: Post Malone stole my dance moves.

[Maddie Eckman @blushems]

But have you ever tried not shitting your pants while in court?

[Maddie Eckman @blushems]

The wedding industry is ridiculous. How about I just sell my kidney on the black market? 🙄

[Maddie Eckman @blushems]

You know what I really want in a girl? Me.

[Maddie Eckman @blushems]

She’ll never know that I’m the best that she’ll never have.

[Maddie Eckman @blushems]

I’m starting to think smoking is bad for me but anyway..

[Maddie Eckman @blushems]

Call him daddy but he’s a pussy.

[Maddie Eckman @blushems]

PUSSY CONTROL!

[Maddie Eckman @blushems]

Maddie you didn’t go to Nickelback last night? Ummm…no. I still have some dignity left.

[Maddie Eckman @blushems]

But I’d rather slap your mom only a bitch could give birth to such a fucking dog

[Maddie Eckman @blushems]

Let me be specific, I want to be down in your south seas.

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I’m snatching all your bitches at my leisure.

[Maddie Eckman @blushems]

@Turbo_Richard My new life motto