sage

+ protect your neck, kid @beltingblood ✰

[sage @blushingmachine]

M Y P R A Y E R S A N D P S A L M S I N B I O

[sage @blushingmachine]

@fIowersforvases How long after Pompeii is it appropriate to have sex

[♀ amanda @AGEOFKlSZKA]

flags at half mast to mourn some nazi influencer but not to mourn the children that were just shot at school in colorado

[𓆸 @khshumai]

lakshmi asks cows to let her live in their bodies because they are pure and sinless

[sage @blushingmachine]

Can’t stop rewatching this made me a jorgeous stan

[KINA @KINA2_2]

Stream the best lipsync of the year so far thank you for everything Jorgeous
https://t.co/ara6hXkt5f

[m 🖤🥀 @svnd4ze]

I will do anything for my friends except look at the stuff they dm me on instagram

[sage @blushingmachine]

@sicavenger They were lovers for real

[forest! @sicavenger]

two openers and it’s 2 gay men and a nonbinary 40 year old

[sage @blushingmachine]

Ok 1: that will make the parks less money which then makes them harder to run. 2: you want people to show their documents to go to the park now? Omg what a fucking headache, I feel bad for the people who will work there and have to deal with those angry people on both sides

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I just signed an executive order to raise entrance fees while keeping fees for Americans. The National Parks will be about America first."

[sage @blushingmachine]

Can my daily limit on Twitter kick in already I don’t want to be on here anymore

[sage @blushingmachine]

@chrollofvckers Alcohol and exposure therapy/systemized desensitization

[sage @blushingmachine]

i took my adderall at work today and it made it feel like an escape room

[sage @blushingmachine]

@JinkxMonsoon girl we know that wasn’t weed 😭

[sage @blushingmachine]

@chrollofvckers she’s so hot and lesbian

[sage @blushingmachine]

@chrollofvckers i did not even know u were following the season also yes u do

[sage @blushingmachine]

WHY ARE MOVIES SO LOUD JESUS CHRIST

[sage @blushingmachine]

ugh 2 people walked in nvm

[sage @blushingmachine]

i’m alone in the theatre for mickey 17 should i live tweet it

[sage @blushingmachine]

playing stayin alive by the bee gees out of your phone if someone starts to fight you. they will stop and shut the fuck up! works with every age and demographic

[sage @blushingmachine]

a dab pen is so chill like im literally hanging out