♡blush♡

im a mastereposter okay

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⚠ no dni || 🚫🇮🇱/ 🆘 🇵🇸

[Beebs @beebslolzz]

So joyous 🥹💗

[t💤 𑣲⋆ @tzziahai]

this angers me so much

[Miguel @ykkmiguel2]

eu trabalho em farmacia e TODOS os homens que vem comprar dia do seguinte ou teste de gravidez vem com essa mesma feição

[♡blush♡ @blushp1lled]

- pinterest bugs out then goes back to normal
- my computer lagging after switching tabs
- tiktok fyp resetting then going back to normal and app fails to load pfps and music sometimes
- twitter not loading until rn

[deregrade @deregrade]

who the FUCK are you

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

shakira teaching belly dancing to a reporter (2005) 😂

[⃟ @homeslitter]

the phrase “i guess you hate me and want me to die” when someone won’t answer you

[ًً @semebf]

when i tickle someone but they aren’t ticklish so i just touched their armpits for no reason

[leo @_1funeral]

I'm not gay, but I want to suck a cock.
Cocks look so juicy and tasty when you think about it. Just imagine slurping up and down a warm throbbing cock as a man stronger and bigger than you pats your head and calls you a good boy. I'm entirely straight. I just have a penis fetish.

[adelaide @adelaidestom]

reading your own fanfic and realizing you’re not modern shakespeare and your writing is genuinely so bad

[hydra @blephin2]

idgaf a fuck

[🍷~ℍ𝕠𝕥𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕒𝔾𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕣~💀 @_takeajoke]

walked out of the city and went to a small village and an old man said he wanted to show me something and i got nervous..... HE SHOWED ME HIS KITTIES 😭😭😭😭

[Rob @jezfrompeepshow]

saying yes to any hangout opportunity thrown my way

[emotional swaggage @bigdogsdieyoung]

The Odyssey is gonna blow my mind when i watch it on tubi in 6 years

[WitchDoctorDB @db_witch]

How many times am I gonna see that red pony singing about being racist or something

[Ozone @Ozone679]

@NotOkN1 As we all know STDs instantly disappear once you get married

[crown @goldiescrown]

i really have no choice anymore

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

IF YOU UNPLUG THE WIFI BOX FOR 1 SEC THE WHOLE HOUSE ACT LIKE THEY BOUT 2 DIE YOU'LL SEE PPL COME OUT ROOMS YOU ANIT NVR SEEN BEFORE