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"I can't stand to hear one more lie out of this family." "ah, there's the woman I'm sexually attracted to." "okay, but that's the last one."

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We're going to have some fun, real fun. Not everything is strippers and booze and buckets of blood...why do you have buckets of blood?

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"Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch." "When did that start?" "I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help"

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Never promise crazy a baby.

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♫ Mr. F ♫

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"Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold T-shaped pendants?" "That's a cross." "Across from where?"

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No touching!

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Oh great, and now you're mocking me, you selfish cunt--ry music loving lady. Hello Maeby.

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You're coming home guilty or somehow found not guilty.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

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Just forget it! I wanted to share my Pop secret with you!

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Fried cheese...with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp...with club sauce. Chicken fingers...with spiiccyy cluub sauuuce.

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"hey, check out who's on the hog in the rearview mirror." "GEORGE MICHAEL!" "what?" "...20 miles to Lego Land!"

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I'm sure that Egg is a very nice person, I just don't want you spending all your money getting her all glittered up for Easter.

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STEVE HOLT!

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"Do you know what they do to people who commit treason?" "First time." "I've never heard of a second."

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"Ann just called. They had a pre-dawn mass. Then they were going to mass, so..." "Ann’s got a great deal of mass."

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"I care deeply for nature." "You're wearing ostrich-skin boots." "Well, I don't care about ostriches."

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"Are you serious?" "Almost always. I was once voted the worst audience participant Cirque Du Soleil ever had."

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I'm with Michael on this. He runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass that he wants.