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@Goobiepopp Are you a chick or some autistic weirdo dude who doesn't understand how having a female pfp and user name is confusing and off-putting?

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@DaveMedia_LNK I only remember the good stuff at this point.

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TODAY IS MY 19TH ANNIVERSARY.

PLEASE CLAP.

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@sco060 @HausenKS A scared man

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@TheCinesthetic Jon Lovitz was the right person to pull this off.

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@RealPostFolder A very funny man wrote this.

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@GBNT1952 "Friendly Fire"

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@lisavsworld

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@LadyNimby

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@lisavsworld Ma'am, I was making a joke.

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@LadyNimby I'm from the Walkman/Game Boy generation and I turned out just fine.

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@nosliwmj @iWomansplainer You sure can, we live in a patriarchy!

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@Hopeleslie1234 I grew up locking doors, night & day.

My rural OR college roommate invited me to visit him one summer. They were out to dinner when I got there so I sat in my truck.

When they got back, his Dad says "Why didn't you go inside?! The doors are unlocked!".

Blew my mind.

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@MaxNordau "Accidentally"

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@toomuchtuuuna Yes, this is a thing.

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@crogers_htown Biggest fear ever.

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@EWErickson Okay, fag.

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@EB21122 @JonnyMicro

[Josh @XJosh]

New Rule: Every time we get outraged over a Judge's ruling, we show their name, face, and ancestry. "US Judge" is no longer ever sufficient.

Judge Sorokin, an Eastern European Jew, appointed by Obama, has thrown out the H-1B visa fee to try and flood our country with jeets.