Brian Lutz

Writer-at-large for [insert your publication here].

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Reporter: It’s great to see you healthy, let’s wrap you in bubble wrap & use plastic cutlery this year

Jack Hughes: I think that’s a weird joke

[SKELLY. @Bowdz_]

This goal is insane for so many reasons but the way he took the weight OFF the pass is crazy

[Scott Pfeil @scottpfeil]

Happy 19th anniversary to 'The Rant." I was the producer/photographer for Gundy's show back then, and we shot a majority of the show after games. I remember calling my then boss after this, telling him we may not have a show this week. #ImAManIm40

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

A VIDEO COMPILATION OF #NFL PLAYS THAT WERE BANNED.

We will never see these plays again legally.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨THIS IS WILD🚨🚨

A #Bills fan initiated his newborn baby into Bills Mafia by putting him through a mini table.

“In the name of Jim Kelly, Doug Flutie, and Josh Allen, we initiate you into the Bills Mafia.”

😭😭😭

[Greg @erjmanlasvegas]

Todd Monken’s debut as head coach of the Browns

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

“The AFC North could be the best division in the NFL”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Didn’t know the Commanders had the Hulk on their roster

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Myles Garrett Rams debut highlights

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

"Look, Danica Patrick is crazy. Shailene Woodley is miserable. I hate them both, but not as much as I hate Anthony Fauci. But to answer your question, yes, Michael Pittman has looked great in practice."

[Barn Hockey @BarnHockey]

"Lemieux and Jagr.. or Crosby and Malkin.. Who's the better duo?" 🤯

Sid: "Lemieux and Jagr. They got more points than us, by a landslide so..." 💯

TMZ: "But you got more Cups.." 🏆

Sid: "Sorry, I don't look at it that way, man." 🧠 👀

(Sid respecting Mario's illnesses, injuries and bankrupt teams. Class act and true captain) 👏

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Dude in the stands just casually made a bare handed catch on a 112mph homerun

[2022 Heisman Winner @vj_v_]

I have yet to see Lebron do this

[Austin Abbott @AustinAbbott]

Some of the wildest stats in NFL history:

- The Bears have never had a 4,000+ yard passer in a season (106 seasons)

- All 4 of the Baltimore/Indianapolis Colts Superbowls were played in Miami

- Larry Fitzgerald in 17 seasons finished with more tackles (42) than drops (29)

- During the entire 2014 NFL regular season, the Kansas City Chiefs did not throw a single receiving touchdown to a wide receiver

- The Panthers have never recorded back to back winning seasons in their franchise history, yet they once won the NFC South division 3 years in a row (31 seasons)

- The Buccaneers lost 26 consecutive games from 1976-1977. This was their first 26 games as a franchise. 0-14 in year 1, then they went 2-12 in year 2.

- Every NFC team has played in the NFC Championship game since 2010, except the Cowboys, who haven’t since 1995

- Ryan Fitzpatrick led the 2019 Dolphins in Rushing Yards (243) and TD’s (4).. Dude was 37 years old at the time..

- Tom Brady never played a game in his entire career where he was mathematically eliminated from the playoffs going into it.

- For his entire career, Tom Brady has a better chance of getting to the Super Bowl (47.6%) than Steph Curry has of making a 3 pointer (42.2%).

- The Jets joined the NFL in 1970. They beat the eagles for the first time in 2023.

- The Lions went 70 straight games without having a 100 yard rusher. This was during the Stafford era.. it started after Reggie Bush rushed for 117 yards on Thanksgiving in 2013. The drought lasted almost 5 seasons before Kerryon Johnson rushed for 101 yards in 2018..

- Mike Vrabel had 12 career receptions during his career, and every single one was a touchdown..

[Barn Hockey @BarnHockey]

"It's not even close. He was the greatest player I ever fuckin saw.. 👀

He's the best player I ever played with or played against 👏

He was incredible.. Like without injuries and disease he would've broke all my records" 💯
-Wayne Gretzky on Mario Lemieux

[Barn Hockey @BarnHockey]

You've beaten cancer. Undergone radiation treatment.

Your blood is anemic. The bones in your back and body are genetically deteriorating. You've missed 23 straight games 🩻 🏥

Pat LaFontaine has a 12-point lead in the scoring race.

Mario Lemieux: Hold my beer 🍺🏅

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

6 years ago today, Nick Castellanos hit a drive into deep left field

[SportsNet Pittsburgh @SNPittsburgh]

The three swings that won the game for the @Pirates 🙌

[Bob Pompeani @KDPomp]

After Flores ties it with a solo HR, Brandon Lowe wins it with a WALKOFF HR. His 27th !!! 4-3. Kenley Jansen blows the save. Pirates win 2nd series in a row!!