THEE ZEEBAH🖤☻

Mrs. Maker. Book lover| writer| Historian| SPMU, lashes and brows Technician| Perfumer.

[THEE ZEEBAH🖤☻ @blvckisbae]

Absolutely no words for this beautiful lash set🥹😍😍

But we’re gonna talk about it though 🤭🤭
On a scale of one to ten, how gorgeous do you find this set?🥹😌

[KiNG D!V!NE Esq @Divineze]

Posted the Peter Obi flyer I made on my WhatsApp status and someone commented LOL

Just saw a video she posted,

Those Christian motivational prayers that talks about how God will elevate you regardless of how hard the economy is, as per daughter of Zion

😭😂😂😂

I’m not saying God isn’t capable, but he didn’t fly the Israelites out of Egypt, they WALKED 🚶‍♀️

A tribalist and a dumb one at that 😊

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Nigeria is dangerously not inclusive.

I know this doctor that stammers. When he goes for interview, he sees his colleague spend up to 30 mins, but his interviews doesn't go past 5 mins. He could tell they just want to dismiss him and move to the next person.

The doctor went for his PLAB exam in England. A day was set aside for doctors with speech difficulty. They were given extra time and asked if the time would be enough for them. He passed the PLAB. In Nigeria, when he takes exam, he has to finish within the alloted time given to people without difficulty.

How do we expect perfection from people who are already with personal difficulties? We need to imbibe grace as a people.

[Cyborg Warlord @Admiral_Cyborg]

Illegal oil bunkerers were arrested on our waterways. They were handed over to the NSCDC for proper prosecution.

A Senator called for their release...

The following week, another arrest, same crew, same boat.

The Navy burnt the boat, and during an exchange of fire, the bunkerers were unalived.

A petition was written against the Commander of that Naval base for unaliving" innocent civilians", and he was appointed out of that office.

When you fight corruption, be rest assured that corruption will fight back.

Just be strong!

[Olufunke Cherish O. @Ola___ife]

Guys 😭
I bought apples 🍎 yesterday , took it out from the fridge and noticed RED stains in my palm , it’s a faded green apple painted to Red .

[THEE ZEEBAH🖤☻ @blvckisbae]

@AishaYesufu Even VI Lenin couldn't have imagined that after economic imperialism, this would pop up🥲

[★ @Luv_Xcuses]

A woman having her own money doesn't mean she expects less from a man.
It means she can choose a man because she wants him not because she needs him to survive.

[fOx @fOx1257067]

They say reading to your kids helps with early development…

Apparently, that includes developing a personality. 😂📚

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i saw a quote which says“the final stage of being a woman is understanding your mom” and honestly...l felt that.

[Aliyu @aliiyu__]

My contribution to society is that I’ve never watched a single VeryDarkMan video

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Cleopatra spoke nine languages, studied astronomy, medicine, and philosophy at the Library of Alexandria, and ruled Egypt for two decades through war, famine, and Roman invasion. Rome reduced all of it to one word: seductress.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

The baby is only part of the birth. There's another birth that almost nobody talks about. The PLACENTA. For 9 months, your body grows an entirely new organ, an organ with one job keeping your baby alive. It delivers oxygen, nutrients, hormones, filters waste and connects two completely different circulatory systems without ever mixing your blood. Then, minutes after your baby is born that organ detaches from the wall of your uterus, and when it does, it leaves behind a wound roughly the size of a dinner plate. About 10 cm across, that is why you bleed after birth, because your body is healing a wound. At the same time, your uterus, which stretched enough to hold an entire baby, is working around the clock to shrink back down to its pre pregnancy size. Those after pains you're feeling those contractions, they are your uterus, squeezing itself smaller while compressing hundreds of open blood vessels to stop the bleeding. Now imagine this. If you had a wound that size anywhere else, on your body, on your arm, on your leg, your back, would anyone expect you to be back at work in a week? Would anyone expect you you to entertain visitors? Cook meals, carry a baby day and night smile for photos and get your body back, of course not. You'd probably be in the hospital on a drip. People would tell you to rest up. They'd expect weeks of recovery, yet when that exact wound is hidden inside your body, the world acts as though you should be back to normal almost immediately. 6 weeks later, you go for your postpartum, check up. Many women think it's a milestone that says, wow, you've recovered. It isn't. It's simply checking whether the bleeding has stopped, whether the placental wound has healed and whether your uterus is recovering as expected. It is not a certificate that says your body, brain, hormones, identity or even nervous system have all returned to normal. So if you've ever been wondering, why haven't I bounced back yet? Here's the better question why were you ever expected to bounce back from something this enormous in the first place? Your body is recovering from one of the most extraordinary healing processes a human being can experience. Give yourself some time and space to recover.

[Sam Ekpewheni @MadProfitGuy]

I was making 65k to 85k at my carwash on some days, when cars were being washed for 1k at that time.

Instead of dragging market with the 1k washers, I differentiated myself.

And had 3 packages:

Basic Wash N700

Standard Was N 3,000

Premium Wash 15,000.

The basic wash is always discouraging because it's only body and tyres, and I did it like that so people would opt for the standard wash.

We will spray air freshener inside your car and polish the dashboard if you opt for the standard wash.

The cost of doing that "Pfuu.. Pfuu" in your car is not up to N500.

General market price for carwash= N1,000

The cost of my pfuu.. pfuu= N500

Reward for understanding my business= 1,500.

Total= N3,000.

See rush.

I could have stayed dragging the market with the 1k washers.

Again, I say...

Understanding your business plays an instrumental role in its profitability.
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I'm The Mad Profit Guy.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

"WE WILL NO LONGER SUPPORT LONG ESSAYS. IF YOU ARE AN ENGINEERING STUDENT, FOR YOUR THESIS, YOU MUST MANUFACTURE, COPY, OR BUILD SOMETHING;"

~ PRESIDENT of Burkina Faso IBRAHIM TRAORE tells students

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

When you hear about things happening in Nigeria, you’d be shocked.

A woman gave birth to twins at the hospital & the doctor informed her that one of them didn’t make it out alive.

She asked to see the baby still, but the doctor said baby is not in good shape, & they can’t show her because she just gave birth and it’s the hospital’s policy.

Fast Forward, she found the supposed late baby with the doctor’s wife during immunisation classes months later.

She checked and the baby looked exactly like her baby. She confronted the doctor later on and he wanted to return the baby but the wife refused. He had to stay on his wife’s side.

The mother of the twins went to the police to report, but instead, she was the one locked up alongside her husband because the doctor and his wife knew people in the police that were in high positions.

She asked for DNA and they said the police came back to say they can’t do any DNA till the child is 8 years old. She refused. The police then threatened her that if she keeps causing problems,they’ll put her in prison till the child is 8. In face, they made her sign an undertaking that she’ll not bother the doctor and his family.

Many years later, the child is grown now, from the video I watched, the boy should be 8 years old (not sure). She is taking up the case again, but this doctor and his wife are refusing to do DNA. They transferred the case to Command in Abuja, the police can see the resemblance clearly, but this doctor took the case to FCID, which is bigger than Command.

This woman has lost hope in the system and has now gone to VeryDarkMan, who is gonna take up the case now. How do you steal someone’s child as a medical practitioner?

[‏ً @itsnwts]

“Men are natural leaders” babe they can’t even schedule a doctors appointment

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Please stop going into the medical or healthcare field if u lack empathy

[Ifekamm @oshiam_Omede]

If that verse was directed at women, I promise you till this day we would still have laws where women's eyes are gouge out as punishment.

It only said suffer not a witch to live and women were burnt alive.

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

I brought and was having Malt at work, colleague came in “that looks nice,I have never seen that drink before”

I said yea, it’s a Nigerian drink, made from barley.

She said that’s Amazing

Next day, I was called in for drinking alcohol at work.

I brought the bottle and asked them to show me where it says there’s Alcohol in it ?

*Crickets*

[Wolfie 🐺 @TheIgboWolf]

In trying so hard to avoid telling men not to rape, they’ve written a full care manual for handling a dangerous animal at the zoo.

Don’t feed it, don’t make sudden movements, don’t be alone with it.

Every line assumes the man is an uncontrollable animal and the woman’s job is to not provoke it