Here to pet dogs

Life is too short to be normal. Stay weird.

[ThienemanSZN🇺🇸 @ThienemanSZN]

England’s defense in the last 15 minutes

[Iowa State Athletics @CycloneATH]

Jamie Pollard, Iowa State’s Endowed Cyclone Director of Athletics announces retirement >>

[Here to pet dogs @blyfinn]

The video reviews are ruining World Cup games. There. I said it

[Bud Elliott @BudElliott3]

Can the US appeal to the judge Sorsby found to rule him eligible?

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

FOUND A WAY THROUGH! 🇺🇸

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

MALIK TILLMAN FREE KICK STUNNER

YOU CAN’T STOP WHAT’S COMING 🇺🇸

[Here to pet dogs @blyfinn]

See you Monday night!

[Here to pet dogs @blyfinn]

USA!

[Here to pet dogs @blyfinn]

This World Cup is absolute Cinema!

[Here to pet dogs @blyfinn]

@Sean23Roberts This was days ago and it's still the worst part of my week. I wish you and your family the best

[FloWrestling @FloWrestling]

David Carr was down 5-0 then hit this sequence to win and force a third match #finalx

[𝕊𝔸𝕃𝕋𝕐 𝔾𝕀ℝ𝕃 @SaltyGirl09]

Brit absolutely losing it over England vs USA possibly happening in Philadelphia on July 4th 😂

Americans will get a kick out of this video.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

UP TWO AT THE HALF! ✌️

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

USA v Australia highlights

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Flatland Sports🌵♠️ @flatland_sports]

What a freaking clown.
The Big 12 had 6 first round draft picks including the #2 overall pick.

Not only that but three different Big 12 schools had players drafted in the TOP 10.
Texas Tech
Arizona State.
Utah.

The Big 10 had two.
Indiana
Ohio State

The SEC and ACC had one.
LSU
Miami

But the Big 12 is a "G6" because there isn't a team with an orange cow on their helmet.

[Orchrd @OrchrdSports]

Utah vs Iowa St.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Sole possession of the best record in the American League