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manic pixie dream idiot

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it's not shoplifting it's queering ownership

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I once sat next to Marcia on a flight and we spent 6 hours chatting. She had such a wealth of knowledge that she was so happy to pass on to a random teenage girl who loved movies and Star Wars and Princess Leia. Maybe the best flight ever taken & I treasure the memory <3

[San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle]

Oscar winner and San Francisco resident Marcia Lucas — the former wife of George Lucas who edited the original “Star Wars,” “American Graffiti” and “Taxi Driver” —  has died. https://t.co/TsmGH4FuML

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lesbians at the bar love to cheer and scream when hockey players kiss <3

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about to find my wife at the heated rivalry screening at the lesbian bar tonight

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just Realized something and have no one to share it with because no one else i know was as invested in hyper online twitter culture circa 2017 as i was

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@subwaydachshund time & place & i’ll be there bestie

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the amount of other people in their zohran merch ive run into today… i love to match with half the city in our beautiful blue t shirts

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this didn’t work btw i got worse

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just took my antidepressant for the first time in 6 months im ready to never have any problems again <3

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spending my one wild and precious life doing job applications

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does anyone else think the fumes from the j train might be poisonous or is it just me

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NOT on fire babey *** just admitted the worlds dumbest idiot to the worlds most stupid degree

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applying to grad school on a whim the last day of open applications. might as well set $100 on fire.

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just took my antidepressant for the first time in 6 months im ready to never have any problems again <3

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do you think that when chappell roan wrote hot to go she envisioned that one day it would be played by organists at professional sporting events

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applying to grad school on a whim the last day of open applications. might as well set $100 on fire.

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@subwaydachshund literally the sojo special

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just spent ten minutes crying to my insurance’s ai answering machine while begging to speak to a single human being so in conclusion. luigi i get it.

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@martyrialgirl Oh??

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@legallyrosalind it’s true….

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in 2025 we’re bringing vaudeville back

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singing in the rain is the greatest movie ever made and i can’t believe we’re not talking about this every second of every day

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2025 is the year of everyone being in love with me so. get ready.