Chloe Abernethy

ᏣᏔᎽ | Queens University '19 | UNCG MBA ‘21 l ΦΜ | I go to seek a Great Perhaps -François Rabelas

[Chloe Abernethy @blythec12]

*anytime I'm slightly inconvenienced on campus* "wtf queens I don't pay $40,000 for this"

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

[mary @croftvanlaeken]

Unmatched

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

They should make a movie theater where you go at the time it says the movie will start at and then at that time the movie starts

[Chloe Abernethy @blythec12]

@sarahecarlton It went amazing and you’re amazing!!

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

The girls I went to high school with posting on their anniversary:

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

At the film’s premiere, Osage language consultant Christopher Cote shares his complicated feelings about #KillersOfTheFlowerMoon

[Chloe Abernethy @blythec12]

@sarahecarlton I can come to your house and make you practice chants if you want 🥰

[victoria @_vickiarg]

sitting on facetime with your dad to enroll in employer health benefits is the adult equivalent of sitting at the kitchen table having him help with math homework

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

Baby boomers did a pretty good job teaching their millennial daughters that they could be anything they wanted to be and a pretty terrible job of preparing their sons for what that would mean for them as husbands and fathers

[Amiyah Scott @KingAmiyahScott]

I feel so bad for my cat, he’s sitting by the door crying out for this cat and her baby (that are on the opposite side) The same cat I caught him with the night he snuck out, but sweetheart you have been neutered for a year+ she is lying, that is not your baby

[Madi Hilly @MadiHilly]

MYTH: We don't have a solution to nuclear's "waste problem"

REALITY: Nuclear waste isn't a problem. In fact, it’s the best solution we have to meeting our energy needs while protecting the natural environment!

Here's what you need to know:

[𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔶.⋆ @777KATEY]

lol she’s me hi hello.

[Aliyah Chavez @AliyahJChavez]

President Biden has declared May 5, 2022 as Missing and Murdered Indigenous Persons Awareness Day.

[Chloe Abernethy @blythec12]

Update: I sneezed a second time so he very slowly looked at me, got up, and walked into the bedroom

[Chloe Abernethy @blythec12]

I just sneezed and Nico gave me a look of pure disappointment that I would dare to disturb his nap so I apologized…to the cat…for sneezing…in my own home…

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

this apple feature don't scare me ding ding bitch it's me

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

coworker: what kinda cat is it?

me: gray

coworker: no i mean what breed?

me: ohhh. gray

[The Broletariat @Scholf_A_Loaf]

“Spotify’s down? What am I supposed to listen to now?“

Women, my brother.