Brit McCartan

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@BananaSlapdick @OriolesFanProbz

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@SWildlifepics @Fascinatingpics zj

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One month until the wedding!!! 😁👰

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He's ready! #RavensPup #Pitbulls

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I'm obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio. 😍 #Gatsby

[Steel Hatin' @steelerh8ers]

#BadStripClubNames
Bens Big Bitches

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I just drove off with the gas pump still in my gas tank! 😧😅🙍how embarrassing.

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Mosquitoes love me 😑👎

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Honeymoon to Hawaii can't come soon enough. 2 jobs and 60 hour weeks are killing me.

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Time for engagement photos! Wedding in 5 months... So exciting!! 👰💍💘

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Yardsaleing after watching that Flea Market show on HGTV 😃😃😃

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In 1918, more than 100 waiters were arrested for poisoning bad tippers in Chicago.

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Dane and I don't always fight, but when we do its prob because he's driving 55 mph in the fast lane. 🙈😑

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@GeeAhh_Nicole I seriously miss you already. I may stop at your parents restaurant on Saturday!!

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Fireball-2 Me-0... Well played Nauti Goose, well played. 🙅😷🔥@GeeAhh_Nicole

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I seriously love Atlantic City... Having a blast at Kate's Bach party!!! 👰👯🍹

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

The Japanese word for fart translates literally to “beef whisper.”