Bangaranga everyone!
After the spectacular disaster that was the last gameweek, we can at least look at the results through the eyes of an optimistic statistician who has just finished his second bottle of vodka. The stars correctly predicted almost 25% of the outcomes from four matches — which, frankly, isn't a terrible percentage.
Yes, I know we're dealing with an exact science here. But even exact science has variables. There is a headwind, there is a tailwind, and there is a hell of a lot of fog. Once we've invited the stars into our homes, it isn't always immediately obvious what they're trying to tell us. This is a science that requires time and patience. So, slowly but surely, I hope we're getting better and better at our predictions.
And, as Confucius allegedly said: it doesn't matter how slowly you go, as long as you don't stop. But who exactly was Confucius? We don't have time for that right now. Once again, an incredibly exciting and interesting Gameweek 5 awaits us.
The Sun will make its final appearance in Virgo, while the Moon will begin its journey through Sagittarius, move through Capricorn and, by Sunday, enter Aquarius. In other words, the overall picture will gradually shift from controlled, grounded Earth energy towards something much more unconventional and unpredictable — Air energy.
Another aspect that interests us is the sextile between Mercury in Libra and Jupiter in Leo. Once again, we're looking at a significant concentration of energy. With Mercury moving direct, the Air–Fire axis will turn into a rhythmic dance of creative thinking, confidence and pushing beyond one's own limits. Attacking players from these signs should have a huge advantage — and even Mourinho's Inter from back in the day might struggle to stop them.
On Sunday, the Sun in Virgo will form a trine with the Moon in Capricorn. As we already know, both are Earth signs. And these are precisely the players we're interested in: the ones who can embrace the energy being sent their way by the stars and translate it into performances on the pitch. Guided by instinct and intuition, they should be able to make the right decision in the most intense and difficult situations — the kind of moments that can ultimately decide the outcome of a match.
Scorpios, meanwhile, could be in for a difficult weekend. Our giant Pluto — the planet with arguably the strongest psychological energy — will form a square with Venus in Scorpio. And as we all remember from geometry class, a square is pretty much the exact opposite of a trine or a sextile. While those aspects allow energy to flow and transform into something beautiful, the square tends to block it.
If I were managing a football team, I'd think twice — and then probably a third time — before putting a Scorpio on the pitch this weekend. So, after gathering all this incredibly scientific information, it's finally time to get down to business.
Brentford vs Chelsea
We kick things off on Friday with yet another London derby: Brentford vs Chelsea. The Moon in Sagittarius will form a trine with Jupiter, which is still in Leo, giving us a rather fiery combination. We already have some obvious candidates for Player of the Match: Ajer, the Aries, and the three Sagittarians — Anthony, Schade and Sangaré. Actually, Sangaré is a Cancer — a sign that will also be activated this weekend, with Mars still hanging around in Cancer. That creates the perfect conditions for Igor Thiago, another Cancer, to finally open his account and deliver those much-coveted FPL points to everyone who brought him into their team. Naturally, Cancer is in opposition to Capricorn, which is very welcome news for Fofana and Lavia at Chelsea. So, things are looking pretty clear: we're in for some Die Hard-style action. The only problem is that, with the Sun in opposition to Neptune, it may be difficult to work out exactly who is playing John McClane. Still, I'm going for a hard-fought 3–0 Brentford win. Unless Chelsea score twice.
Tottenham vs Aston Villa
On Saturday, the first match to put a smile on our faces from the small screen is Tottenham vs Aston Villa. The situation is fairly similar here, except that the Moon will have moved into Capricorn, creating a little tension along the Earth–Fire axis. All three Leos — Suzuki, Cash and Mbaйe — as well as the two Sagittarians, Kamara and Barkley, in the Aston Villa squad could find themselves struggling. That should allow the Water and Earth signs to take advantage, with the energy beginning to flow in their direction.
And in this particular battle, Tottenham look better equipped. I'm expecting Fernandes and Bentancur — both Cancers — together with Solanke, the Virgo, to deliver Tottenham their first victory. 2–1.
Because the Sun in Virgo will be in opposition to Neptune in Aries, identifying the favourites throughout the weekend is going to be surprisingly difficult.
Confusion will be lurking around the pitches — not just in England, but all over the world. At times, we may struggle to work out who is playing whom, where they're playing, and possibly even why they're playing in the first place.
This is going to be the gameweek of the players who rarely score goals or decide matches — but this time, the stars have something special in store for them.
And that's exactly why we're turning our attention to
Nottingham vs Coventry
Capricorn will be doubly activated — by the Moon and by Mars, which is in opposition to Cancer. Once again, the stars appear to be completely on Coventry's side.
They have three Capricorns in the squad — Rashford, Oborka and Sims — along with two Cancers, Grimes and Hamer.
I sincerely hope Coventry have been studying astrology during training and now have a slightly better idea of how to use the energy being sent to them by the celestial bodies. I'm not going to give an exact score prediction. But the result seems pretty clear: 0–2.
I realise that, chronologically speaking, we've somehow managed to miss a match. So we'll have to go back a little. But don't worry — we will absolutely not be going retrograde.
Newcastle vs Hull City
Scorpio will be blocked by the square between Venus in Scorpio and Pluto. Here I expect Hull's defensive formation, featuring Tsoularis and Ajayi — both Scorpios — to finally crack, with Hull suffering their first defeat of the season. Yes, I know what you're going to say. Mercury is in Libra, which directly activates Egan, Coyle and Stroud for the visitors.
True. But what do we know about energy? Energy loves chaos. And it tends to concentrate wherever the chaos is greatest. And where is that? Exactly.
Pluto's square with Venus, combined with the Cancer–Capricorn opposition created by Mars's transit.
Without committing myself to a precise prediction, a 3–0 scoreline looks rather likely here.
And as you probably realised during the previous gameweek, I don't understand anything about football. And I understand even less about astrology.
This is not financial advice. It is not FPL advice.
Actually, it isn't advice of any kind.
It's simply the stars, the sky... and a little bit of vodka.
Bangaranga, everyone :)
In the previous round, the stars predicted the development of the Fulham vs Crystal Palace match minute by minute, as if they had actually been there, and with surgical precision they predicted the final outcome of Arsenal vs Chelsea — through me and my keyboard. You can check it here:
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Now I think it’s time to take things a step further, make an even deeper analysis, and dive into what awaits us in the fourth round. Between 12 and 14 September we once again have a rather interesting alignment of stars and planets, which can only make us happy. Using scientific methods older than the game itself — dating back to times before football had even been invented — we will try to predict which players will perform best this gameweek.
You may also have noticed that the same player sometimes has a different zodiac sign from one round to another, but there’s no need to worry about that. It is perfectly normal to have several zodiac signs. If you were born exactly at the moment when the Sun was moving from one sign to another, or if your parents happened to register your birth with the local authorities several weeks or even months after you were actually born — history knows of such cases — then, on paper, you may have a different zodiac sign from the one you were actually born under. Also, once every 100 or maybe even 1,100 years, time starts moving faster than the planets and stars, causing a shift in the temporal continuum, and the time on Earth no longer corresponds to the epicyclic arrangement of the stars. But we don’t have time to get into that phenomenon right now. Today I’ll do my best to keep things shorter and more condensed, so I can capture the attention even of people who are incapable of concentrating for more than two minutes.
As always, we begin with the theory. Today we have the positive constellation of the Sun and the Moon in Virgo, and although at midnight the Moon will move into Libra, Virgos will have the stellar energy on their side throughout the entire weekend and will be lifted by it. Along the Mercury–Neptune axis, with Neptune in Aries and the two planets positioned directly opposite each other, enormous tension will be created, with each one trying to pull the energy towards its own side. We can expect a clash between Mercury’s razor-sharp consciousness and Neptune — the planet of romantic dreamers. And this is likely to have a rather negative effect on both air and fire signs. So we will have to look for a team that has plenty of them — as we know they will perform terribly.
Back in 2006, scientists from the IAU (International Astronomical Union), without having the slightest clue about astrology, decided to label Pluto a dwarf planet. These days, apparently, everyone just does whatever they want without actually having any idea what they are doing. But anyway. As far as we are concerned, Pluto remains a giant — the planet with the most intense psychological energy. And when it forms a trine with another planet — in this case, Mercury in Libra — we get to witness one of the most beautiful landscapes imaginable, when the flow of energy can almost be seen with the naked eye. Pluto itself will be retrograde in Aquarius, which means that the energy will be directed from the outside inwards. That, of course, will have its consequences. The representatives of these two air signs, Aquarius and Libra, will be searching for inner peace and, rather than trying to shine on the green carpet, will be more inclined to look for solutions to the problems within themselves. So don’t expect miracles from them this weekend.
Things look completely different, however, when it comes to the third air sign — Gemini — where Uranus is currently located, and retrograde at that. Gemini will experience an internal revolution, which is typical of Uranus. Every revolution on this Earth has happened under the sign of Uranus. That will help them surpass the expectations and boundaries imposed upon them by the laws of physics. Expect them to fly across the pitch.
And finally, on Monday, the Sun and Mars in Cancer will form a beautiful sextile, allowing the water and earth signs to find harmony within themselves and combine their strengths and qualities.
Now, getting down to the actual matches — as I go through the starting XI for each game, it somehow becomes incredibly difficult to find a player whose zodiac sign is Gemini. And that is precisely the sign that should be performing the best this weekend. Which is rather strange. Do the Premier League managers know something more about football than I do — and more than the stars themselves? We’re about to find out…
Coventry – Brighton
Coventry have an interesting combination of zodiac signs in their attacking positions — Ephron Mason-Clark, a Virgo, and Jack Rudoni, a Gemini. The chemistry between them could develop into some beautiful combinations. Neither team, however, looks particularly well set up defensively, considering the current alignment of the stars. With Aries and Leo respectively in goal, I’m expecting plenty of goals from both sides, and a 2–2 draw seems like the most logical outcome here.
Bournemouth – Brentford
Here we’re going to take a slightly more unusual approach to predicting the final result of the match. Since both teams start with the letter “B”, sharing the points seems to be the most likely outcome.
Aston Villa – Nottingham Forest
This is probably the clearest match of the round. For Nottingham Forest, the potential starting XI features three Libras, an Aries, and two Aquarians — while Pluto is retrograde in Aquarius, forming a trine with Mercury in Libra. The astrological mess is complete. Aston Villa are not exactly optimally aligned from a zodiac perspective either, but I think this could be Nicolas Jackson’s day — a Gemini. Personalities decide matches, and here, with a little help from the stars, I’m expecting at least one or two goals from him, if he manages to score. If you’re playing FPL, I think he could potentially be a very good addition to your team. You can also register your FPL team on Hyperbeat and make a little cash while you’re at it. If you haven’t done so yet, here is my referral link:
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The Manchester Derby
The most anticipated match of the week. That’s why we need full concentration here. 1–1. Do I need to say more?
And on Monday we will witness the battle between Leeds and Newcastle. The words I choose are not a coincidence. Mars is still in Cancer and on Monday will form a beautiful sextile with the Sun. The energy coming from Mars will bring us a great battle on the field. The players will find the courage to go all-in in duels for the ball, and defending their own goal will have the highest priority. I don’t expect a lot of goals here. But what I do expect is that the Libras in Leeds will fail to keep their concentration for a full 90 minutes, as it will zigzag along the Mercury–Neptune axis towards the fire signs. A Newcastle win in the last minutes would surprise no one.
That’s it for this week. And as you already know — I know absolutely nothing about football, and I know even less about the stars. This is not financial or FPL advice; in fact, it is not advice at all. It is simply what the stars have foretold…
Bangaranga everyone. Today, we continue with FPL and GW3.
This weekend, the Sun is in Virgo, but it will have to step aside and let the Moon draw the map to victory. Because what do we know about energy? Energy loves chaos and focuses on the places where it is greatest.
On Saturday, at around 15:30 local time, the Moon will move from Gemini into Cancer. This event will shift the energy from air to water, leading to turbulence on football pitches all around the world. Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces will be the zodiac signs most likely to have the stars smiling upon them. The intuition and impulsiveness of the water signs are always a double-edged sword, with faith ultimately determining the direction. And faith will return after 15:30 on Saturday.
So, let’s move on to the more interesting part: which players should we look for to strengthen our FPL team and increase our chances of achieving a higher position in the rankings?
We are looking for players from the following zodiac signs: Virgo, Capricorn, and Taurus, since the Sun is in Virgo. Along the Earth-Water axis, we also add Scorpio, Cancer, and Pisces.
The fire signs—Leo, Aries, and Sagittarius—are always a good choice.
And on Saturday, until around 15:30 PM, the Moon will still be in Gemini, which will give a boost to the air signs: Libra, Gemini, and Aquarius.
So, now that we have established the right criteria and narrowed down our search, the picture is starting to become much clearer.
Therefore, let’s take a look at the individual matches.
Fulham vs Crystal Palace
The first match we’re going to look at is Fulham vs Crystal Palace.
Here we have a very interesting cluster of zodiac signs—almost like a script straight out of a Hollywood movie.
As we already know, the match will kick off with the Moon in Gemini. But what does that mean from a scientific point of view?
Well, Crystal Palace’s defence is made up predominantly of Pisces and Scorpio players—Henderson, Canvot, Richards, and Tomiyasu—and they could find it particularly difficult in the opening stages of the match.
Fulham should control the game, with their attacking play likely to cause plenty of problems for the visitors.
If you���ve read the previous paragraphs and made it this far, you already know that the turning point of the match should come around the 30th minute, when the Moon moves from Gemini into Cancer and the flow of energy suddenly changes direction.
The water signs will increasingly be able to rely on their intuition, with team spirit firmly on their side. And so, the previously unconvincing Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces players will suddenly grow wings—like they’ve just had a few Red Bulls.
I’m expecting a fast-paced, chaotic game, with plenty of mistakes, plenty of goals, plenty of twists and turns, and a dramatic finish.
If we follow the path of logic, the first half belongs to Fulham, the second half to Crystal Palace—and, of course, there will be over 2.5 goals.
Hull City vs Aston Villa
Hull City have made a surprisingly strong start to the season—or perhaps not that surprising for those who know their football—with two wins and two clean sheets. For me, though, it has come as quite a surprise.
Since the match kicks off at 5:30 PM local time, the Moon will have been in Cancer for quite some time already, and the resulting constellation of the stars will not be particularly kind to Buendía and McGinn—Capricorn and Libra respectively.
The energy will now be moving along the Earth-Water axis, and the air signs will find it quite difficult to unleash their full potential.
Yes, I know what you’re going to say—Capricorn is an earth sign. And yes, that is true. Earth, indeed, but on the ecliptic it sits exactly opposite Cancer. So, the positive flow of energy happens in precisely the opposite direction.
Here, I expect Hull to line up in their now-familiar 5-4-1, absorb the pressure from Aston Villa, and continue their winning run.
To be continiued...
Arsenal vs Chelsea
And for dessert, we’ve saved the cherry on top—the big one: Arsenal vs Chelsea.
Mars and the Moon will be marching hand in hand, like two cheerful kids rolling around in dust and sawdust, both under the sign of Cancer.
Mars, as we’ve already mentioned, was the ancient Roman god of war—but also of protection and the defence of the state.
For those of you who are more firmly grounded in reality, let me translate that: we’re in for a gladiatorial battle, where both teams will be more interested in protecting what they have than taking risks and trying something creative or unexpected.
Expect a derby with plenty of battling, plenty of running, and very few mistakes—those of you who’ve had a few too many drinks might even think you’re watching a Serie A game.
In the end, the team that wants the win more will get it… unless, of course, the game ends 1-1.
The Final Verdict
So, after all the celestial calculations, zodiac alignments, and highly scientific applications of astrology to football, the picture is starting to become clear.
The stars have spoken.
Now all that’s left is to see whether the coaches are listening.
And as you already know—I know absolutely nothing about football, and I know even less about the stars. This is not financial or FPL advice; in fact, it is not advice at all. It is simply what the stars have foretold... 😉😀
Bangaranga everyone. Today, we continue with FPL and GW3.
This weekend, the Sun is in Virgo, but it will have to step aside and let the Moon draw the map to victory. Because what do we know about energy? Energy loves chaos and focuses on the places where it is greatest.
On Saturday, at around 15:30 local time, the Moon will move from Gemini into Cancer. This event will shift the energy from air to water, leading to turbulence on football pitches all around the world. Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces will be the zodiac signs most likely to have the stars smiling upon them. The intuition and impulsiveness of the water signs are always a double-edged sword, with faith ultimately determining the direction. And faith will return after 15:30 on Saturday.
So, let’s move on to the more interesting part: which players should we look for to strengthen our FPL team and increase our chances of achieving a higher position in the rankings?
We are looking for players from the following zodiac signs: Virgo, Capricorn, and Taurus, since the Sun is in Virgo. Along the Earth-Water axis, we also add Scorpio, Cancer, and Pisces.
The fire signs—Leo, Aries, and Sagittarius—are always a good choice.
And on Saturday, until around 15:30 PM, the Moon will still be in Gemini, which will give a boost to the air signs: Libra, Gemini, and Aquarius.
So, now that we have established the right criteria and narrowed down our search, the picture is starting to become much clearer.
Therefore, let’s take a look at the individual matches.
Fulham vs Crystal Palace
The first match we’re going to look at is Fulham vs Crystal Palace.
Here we have a very interesting cluster of zodiac signs—almost like a script straight out of a Hollywood movie.
As we already know, the match will kick off with the Moon in Gemini. But what does that mean from a scientific point of view?
Well, Crystal Palace’s defence is made up predominantly of Pisces and Scorpio players—Henderson, Canvot, Richards, and Tomiyasu—and they could find it particularly difficult in the opening stages of the match.
Fulham should control the game, with their attacking play likely to cause plenty of problems for the visitors.
If you’ve read the previous paragraphs and made it this far, you already know that the turning point of the match should come around the 30th minute, when the Moon moves from Gemini into Cancer and the flow of energy suddenly changes direction.
The water signs will increasingly be able to rely on their intuition, with team spirit firmly on their side. And so, the previously unconvincing Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces players will suddenly grow wings—like they’ve just had a few Red Bulls.
I’m expecting a fast-paced, chaotic game, with plenty of mistakes, plenty of goals, plenty of twists and turns, and a dramatic finish.
If we follow the path of logic, the first half belongs to Fulham, the second half to Crystal Palace—and, of course, there will be over 2.5 goals.
Hull City vs Aston Villa
Hull City have made a surprisingly strong start to the season—or perhaps not that surprising for those who know their football—with two wins and two clean sheets. For me, though, it has come as quite a surprise.
Since the match kicks off at 5:30 PM local time, the Moon will have been in Cancer for quite some time already, and the resulting constellation of the stars will not be particularly kind to Buendía and McGinn—Capricorn and Libra respectively.
The energy will now be moving along the Earth-Water axis, and the air signs will find it quite difficult to unleash their full potential.
Yes, I know what you’re going to say—Capricorn is an earth sign. And yes, that is true. Earth, indeed, but on the ecliptic it sits exactly opposite Cancer. So, the positive flow of energy happens in precisely the opposite direction.
Here, I expect Hull to line up in their now-familiar 5-4-1, absorb the pressure from Aston Villa, and continue their winning run.
To be continiued...
Bangaranga everyone, following the incredible success of the zodiac football and the victories of Brentford and Chelsea, today it is time to move forward, carried by the taste of success.
It is time for the second round of the Premier League and the free fall. 😉😀
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So, we begin with the Sun. This weekend, it will be between 5-6 degrees under the sign of Virgo. Therefore, what interests us is the positive energy along the Earth-Earth axis and the zodiac signs that can benefit from this alignment. We are talking about Virgo, Taurus and Capricorn.
It may already be a good idea to give Bruno Fernandes and Saka, both Virgos, a starting spot. It is still too early to expect miracles, because as we all know, on August 28 there will be a partial lunar eclipse, and this will prevent the representatives of the Earth signs — Virgo, Taurus and Capricorn — from fully unleashing their potential this weekend and using all the energy the stars are sending them. But overall, their starting position is considerably better compared with last week.
Last night I turned off the light, switched off the TV and radio, called the police to report that my neighbours were being very noisy, just in case — not that they were throwing any crazy parties — opened the terrace door and let the stars into my home. And here is what they told me. 😉😀
First, we will look at the Coventry vs Hull City match on Saturday, August 29 at 15:00 local time. Maybe it would be a good idea to look at the teams' previous matches and the form they are in, but we don't have time for that.
The Sun is in Virgo, following a partial lunar eclipse and looking towards Mercury, while the Moon is in Pisces. Taking all of this into account, the player who immediately catches the eye is Ephron Mason-Clark from Coventry, a Virgo. He was injured at the beginning of the season, but if you watched the EFL Cup match during the week, you know exactly what the stars are talking about. As soon as he came on in the second half, he managed to inject fresh energy into Coventry's ranks and perhaps played a major role in helping them win the match.
He may not start on Saturday, but the important thing is that he scores 3 goals and provides 2 assists — that's how you get FPL points.
Another thing that stands out in Coventry's squad is the large number of Capricorns — Yerenki, Onyeka, Thomas-Asante, Simms and many others. It is true that having too many Capricorns in one place tends to make them pull the cart in different directions, but given the positive energy coming from the cosmos along the Earth-Earth axis, I expect them to manage to work in sync.
The Moon being in Pisces means only one thing: goalkeepers and defenders whose zodiac signs are Pisces, Cancer or Scorpio can confidently rely on their instincts, which under this particular alignment of the stars are unlikely to let them down. Here, of course, I am referring to Coventry goalkeeper Rushworth, a Cancer.
Now that we have all the information we need to make yet another masterful prediction, the picture before our eyes becomes clear, and the most expected outcome we can expect is a Coventry victory — and why not a clean sheet as well?
The second match that was gently whispered to me last night is Tottenham vs Newcastle United. The time and place of the meeting are known — London, August 29, 19:30 local time.
Here again we are looking for where the energy along the Earth-Earth axis, coming from Virgo/Taurus/Capricorn and the Pisces Moon, will find its harbor and breathe fresh strength into the players.
Immediately visible to the naked eye is Newcastle's atomic attack — Hall, Miley, Willock and Wissa — all Earth signs. And yes, Hall is technically a defender, but in modern football, full-backs quite often have more offensive than defensive responsibilities.
Tottenham have quite a few new players in the squad. They are still in the process of developing their chemistry and finding the right balance, and I don't think they are ready to record their first points in the league just yet.
So here the zodiac prediction is clear — a Newcastle victory, and Wissa is a good choice for a forward for this much-anticipated second round.
The final match whose result was foretold to me by the stars is on Sunday, August 30 at 15:00. Those of you who are more perceptive have probably already figured out that I am talking about Leeds vs Brentford.
With the Virgos Bijol, Ampadu and Okafor, and Calvert-Lewin playing the role of a Capricorn, the alignment of the stars is unequivocally in their favour.
But here comes one subtle detail that we must not forget — on Sunday, August 30, around noon, the Moon moves from Pisces into Aries. This will immediately have a positive effect on the performance of the Fire signs — Leo, Aries and Sagittarius.
For Brentford, this means that key players such as Kelleher, a Sagittarius, Collins, an Aries, and Damsgaard, a Sagittarius, will have the wind at their backs on Sunday.
And speaking of Damsgaard — if you watched Brentford's first match, where he was a substitute, just imagine what kind of quality you need to have in your squad to be able to leave one of the best players in the league on the bench.
Here again, the picture is clear — the match will be decided by the small details, the small mistakes and the small flashes of genius. The cosmic energy here is prepearing 1-1 draw.
That is what the stars told me about Gameweek 2.
Keep in mind that the predictions for the Newcastle and Brentford matches may have been switched around, because after the third glas of vodka, I somehow find it difficult to concentrate and remember things. Alcohol spares no one. 😉😀
And as you already know — I know absolutely nothing about football, I know even less about the stars. This is not financial or FPL advice, in fact it is not advice at all. It is simply what the stars have foretold... 😉😀
Bangaranga everyone! There is exactly one day left until the start of the Premier League, and that can only mean one thing — it's time for Zodiac Football! 👌😉
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But let's get back to the pitch... The Sun is currently in Leo, and the fire signs Leo, Sagittarius, and Aries should definitely feel a favorable wind behind them. That means players born under these zodiac signs could be ready to dominate the pitch. Along the Air–Fire axis, it would also be wise to include a few Geminis, Libras, or Aquarians in your FPL squad — these signs are also expected to benefit from this positive influence.
With all of that in mind, let's see which FPL players have the strongest zodiac energy for Gameweek 1.
We'll start with Morgan Rogers from Chelsea (Leo), from Arsenal: Ødegaard (Sagittarius), Havertz and Gyökeres (Gemini), Morgan Gibbs-White from Nottingham Forest (Aquarius), Chris Richards from Crystal Palace (Aries), Neco Williams from Nottingham Forest (Aries) and Kevin Schade from Brentford (Sagittarius).
From Brentford, I would also highlight Igor Thiago. It's true that he is a Cancer, but Cancers love playing at home, so I expect a strong performance from him on Saturday.
Of course, we also have to mention João Pedro. He is a Libra, and was born on exactly the same date as Andriy Shevchenko — just three days apart. You can't be born almost on the same date and under the same zodiac sign as Shevchenko and not absorb at least a little bit of his talent. 😄
And there's no need for me to mention who Chelsea's manager is or what his zodiac sign is — Xabi Alonso (Sagittarius). Once you put the whole picture together, it becomes pretty clear: if you want to be one of the top teams, you simply can't do it without João Pedro. 😉
Bruno Fernandes and Saka (both Virgo) are players every team should have in their squad, but under the current Leo influence they are more likely to be affected negatively, so we shouldn't expect miracles from them. It might also be a good idea to leave them on the bench for the opening game or two and bring them in once the Sun moves into Virgo.
Taking all of this into consideration, when the time comes, I expect the most anticipated outcome of all — Brentford and Chelsea to kick off the season with victories. 😄
And finally, I should point out that I know absolutely nothing about football, I know even less about the stars, and this is in no way financial advice — nor is it FPL advice. It is barely even advice at all. 😄This is simply what the stars are telling me...